Coffee_Johnny

Gameweek 33 Brentford 0-0 Brighton Palace 2-1 Bournemouth Everton 0-2 Man City West Ham 2-0 Southampton Villa 2-2 Newcastle Fulham 1-2 Chelsea Ipswich 1-1 Arsenal Man United 3-2 Wolves Leicester 0-4 Liverpool Spurs 3-1 Forest Man City 2-1 Villa Arsenal 2-1 Palace

Controversially, perhaps I think he is a better attacking midfielder than any of our options (feel like I should have called him a whinging twat first 😉)

I mean, it is technically part of South Tyneside, as is Cleadon, but it’s a couple of miles south of Marsden and like half a mile from Seaburn, so in what geographical cluster-fuck of a world is Whitburn not Sunderland? (It is quite nice though…).

Is this bitterness because you have a MILF for a mam?

If you can find a black and white one and ride it through Exhibition Park, I believe you can get in SJP for free. And if not, well, you can dine out on the anecdote for years.

Gameweek 32 Man City 2-1 Palace Brighton 2-0 Leicester Forest 1-1 Everton Southampton 1-4 Villa Arsenal 1-0 Brentford Chelsea 1-2 Ipswich Liverpool 4-2 West Ham Wolves 2-1 Spurs Newcastle 2-0 Man United Bournemouth 1-2 Fulham Newcastle 1-2 Palace

They’re both fucking awful now. Calling them ‘News’papers is expanding the term beyond its original meaning.

Not sure like, the way he was over eagerly stringing together coaching terminology felt a bit like a new undergraduate visiting the post grad senior common room (… I know what I mean).

Only three points between top three, getting juicy!

He’d look cool on specs though

Wouldn’t be surprised to see the following on the bench: Joelinton (protect from suspension for Manure game), Willock to start; Isak (protect from injury for same), Wilson to start; Trippier (rest), Krafth (?) to start.

But, but, but, 1993, 2010, 2017. You can only win the competition you’re playing in 🤷‍♂️

Change Matty. 😉

Never change Matty..

Really liked Helder—half a season I think (2000 ish)

I think he is unplayable on his day and still has room for improvement.

Whilst trying to chip it into the netty.

Gameweek 31 Everton 1-1 Arsenal Palace 1-1 Brighton Ipswich 2-1 Wolves West Ham 1-0 Bournemouth Villa 2-1 Forest Brentford 0-1 Chelsea Fulham 2-2 Liverpool Spurs 3-1 Southampton Man United 2-1 Man City Leicester 0-2 Newcastle

It’s the fact that someone is trying to disprove estimates of crowd size that really tickled me. I mean, Howay, ha’way, Howay; have a word with yourself. I was fairly central about 150m from stage on the Moor. Lifted my daughter to video the crowd, it felt immense. Was so packed back towards the food trucks (300m away?) that gave up on the idea of getting food until the event was over. Certainly the biggest crowd I have ever been in.

I’d line to have seen whether a rash of reasonableness had broken out over the trophy celebrations. Like to think I’d have been in a ‘fair play to them’ state of mind, if roles were reversed. Doesn’t seem to be any threads on their RTG forum.

Gameweek 30 Arsenal 1-1 Fulham Wolves 3-1 West Ham Forest 1-1 Man United Bournemouth 1-1 Ipswich Brighton 2-1 Villa Man City 4-0 Leicester Newcastle 2-1 Brentford Southampton 1-3 Palace Liverpool 2-1 Everton Chelsea 2-1 Spurs

Niche but nice!

From pre parade walk on the beach in Tynemouth, packed Metro in at 2pm, biting wind, to taking over 2 hours to get back to Tynemouth, momentous day. So glad I headed ‘home’ for it and that my kids got to be part of it all.

We’ve got history. My first ever trip to SJP—which was absolutely packed, along with a smattering of tin foil covered cardboard trophies and dancing magpies—was to welcome them back after losing the ‘76 League Cup final. So we used to do that kind of thing (…yes, I do mean lose League Cup finals 😉).

Just build a colosseum (there’s a pun in there somewhere).