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Wild water swim in the morning then ‘inflict’ non-stop Sam Fender on my three non-NUFC supporting young uns, until a ham and please pudding stottie lunch (mail order from Big River Bakery) avec knickerbocker glories (channelling favourite childhood treat from Marc Toney’s) and Brown Ale infused haze of a match which means far too much. But these are the moments folks; got to fully live them.

Sent it to everyone I know including Liverpool fans 😂

🎵 Good times for a change… 🎵 Class!

Gameweek 29 Everton 1-2 West Ham Ipswich 1-2 Forest Man City 2-2 Brighton Southampton 1-1 Wolves Bournemouth 2-1 Brentford Arsenal 1-0 Chelsea Fulham 1-1 Spurs Leicester 0-1 Man United

If you’re going to dream then put Keegan’s 70’s perm on Isak: Keegan’s performance 1974 = Isak’s performance 2025. Actually, while you’re on, I reckon Harvey B, would suit a ‘tache as well.

Had hold of his arm. Not that the commentator could see.

Nice back heel shot unlucky.

Devoid of ideas.

Gameweek 28 Forest 1-2 Man City Brighton 2-2 Fulham Palace 4-2 Ipswich Liverpool 3-0 Southampton Brentford 1-1 Villa Wolves 2-2 Everton Chelsea 2-0 Leicester Spurs 3-1 Bournemouth Man United 0-1 Arsenal West Ham 1-1 Newcastle

Quiz question of the future. Which Newcastle United player never represented the club but scored at SJP. (Actually there may be others! 😂).

I travelled up and stayed in Jesmond, only to be let down for ticket that was promised. Watched in a pub that I used to know; that was completely different and (perhaps) unsurprisingly had a completely different crowd/nobody I knew. Then the game. Thoroughly miserable experience.

Had the ‘pleasure’ of watching the game this week with two Liverpool old timers. They were as delighted Joelinton wasn’t playing as they were about Isak’s absence. They reckon he dominated/would dominate Gravenberch (who they saw as key to the way they play).

Fuck’s sake man.

One shot on target. From them obvs. No Isak, no Joelinton, we can beat these lads (not necessarily talking about today).

Hold you too it Kenny. In fact you will have to re-build Shepherd’s and show your arse there too.

Big Willy to score the winner? Anybody? Anybody?

Life’s full of choices. And whilst it’s nice to be pursued, he made a colossally bad one leaving us.

Time for karma to repay that Isak disallowed goal; and that debacle of an Nunez inspired, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory home loss. Actually, for me, karma can keep its powder dry until March 16.

Black and White thinking I mean Army!

Gameweek 27 Brighton 2-1 Bournemouth Palace 1-1 Villa Wolves 2-0 Fulham Chelsea 3-1 Southampton Brentford 0-1 Everton Man United 2-1 Ipswich Forest 3-1 Arsenal Spurs 2-0 Man City Liverpool 2-2 Newcastle West Ham 3-2 Leicester

Gameweek 26 Leicester 1-3 Brentford Everton 2-2 Man United Arsenal 3-0 West Ham Bournemouth 2-1 Wolves Fulham 2-1 Palace Ipswich 1-3 Spurs Southampton 0-2 Brighton Villa 2-1 Chelsea Newcastle 2-1 Forest Man City 2-1 Liverpool

His personality?

That is fucking shocking.

Do you want my percentage hit rate on that? Numerator can be presented in terms of ‘base’ I reached. Denominator number of approaches. It’s a canny large number—you don’t shoot, you don’t score, after all. For the large proportion of misses , would you like to see how close I got to scoring (two stats: minutes until told to do one; number of I would if I could but I can’t responses (from the unfortunately unavailable ‘goals’). Or I could just say, talked to lots of women kissed a few.

Seems to single handedly turn games. Seem to recall him coming on at SJP and doing just that.