Coffee_Johnny

Just to fuck off baldy Snot.

Tyne’s level has risen two inches.

Hibbert McDermott Kennedy there will be others.

Hope it was a freebie 😉

Not too much though. Too late now, but probably would be better for them to just rock up and smash it. They’d have the rest of their lives for the significance of it to dawn on them.

Very different places and people. Paully eating cat food for a bet and Rod on some Rose wine monstrosity of a tipple. Both joined at the heart by hope.

Fourth bottle of dog. Don’t even like it 🤷‍♂️

You should know 😉

I know!!! (didn’t even get away with it!)

To my eternal shame, once moved a parachutist Little Big Man from my brother’s pile to mine 😳

Thanks and good. The bore-ometer might keep my blood pressure down.

Anyone know who is co-commentating and who the pundits are on ITV? I’ll take the adverts if they’ve a decent ‘cast’.

Hope he has nailed the tactics today. You can be certain he’s put the work in. Wouldn’t be surprised if Isak didn’t play at Anfield more with today in mind than a physical niggle.

Swam a mile in 7 degree water this morning; stayed in twice as long as next longest ‘survivor’ last half mile was for the lads. This from someone supposedly with no superstitions!

The Milan Machine needs to show he’s the best today. Fuck Szoboszlai up supposedly out first choice before we picked up Sandro.

All on cusp of legendary status. Everything forever forgiven. (Would hate to be Anthony Gordon today).

Wonder how long it would take him to get used to toon fans, from all over the world, kissing the glorious buttock?

Temperature check where you are? Feeling ‘pre-matchy’ this end.

Not bothered about the passage of play, possession, or even who scores first. I am bothered about effort, competitiveness and the lads showing self-belief. I’ll be happy and fully behind them throughout if they show this; turn-up in the best versions of themselves. If this leads to what we all want then my mind, and yours too no doubt, will be blown. They, or us, can’t will the preferred outcome into reality but they can perform. 100% from all; heads up chin out; show the world what you can do.

A one man party could still be your best footballing experience, mate. Revel in it 👍

Didn’t see it or too young to remember the ‘74 Gowling goal. So all I have is Rob Lee’s semi final goal which was a joy (albeit short lived). Although not there in person this time, a goal, particularly to put us ahead would overtake Albert’s chip, Shearer’s record, and Aprilla’s Barca demolition as my greatest Newcastle goal.

Right Kaka, 100 burpees for you when The Juice bangs one in.

Feel calm this morning; sitting in rural Cheshire sunshine. In my 🎵 no big thing, waiting for the bell to ring 🎵 mode. Not that I am not 100% emotionally invested; I am. Just ready to go to war. Hope those that matter feel similar.

Might have to have BBC commentary on. It’s a fucking Likely Lads stylee minefield though if timing is out of sync.

Hope the cat has stayed off the coffee…