Coffee_Johnny

Whoop-whoop!

Wood header… please.

Poop. How’s your toe feeling, Dan?

2 subs already for Everton. May prove helpful…

Yep, but maybe change both especially given card.

Need to get hold of the ball. Re-ignite the crowd a bit.

He was.

Time yet chaps… normal ebb and flow. We need strong ten mins

ASM WTF?

Shit… nasty one on new Matt

Shelvey looking sharp.

Lovely vision from Trippier there

So far so canny…

Anyone else thinking of shaving a line in their eyebrow???

Marcelino excepts the ‘missed match due to dodgy digit gauntlet’ (and confidently laughs in the face of the big Geordie!)

It’s almost like Everton fans know more about football management than Eddie Howe/Rafa Benitez/Rob Lee… .

Happy enough with line up, but mainly because I didn’t expect anyone other than Targett to start. Similar scenario with Everton’s big newbies. Think the lads will still get a lift from the new editions. 2-1… fuck it 3-1!

Howay man! Pre-match deluded optimism is what we do best!

Just bought BTSport month’s pass for this. Warming up nicely with pre match tipples and watching a football programme South of the River—canny, but nowt about Gateshead yet!

Last poli-ball point. How exactly? Given most people on here live in areas which are always going to return a labour MP. Illusion of choice not a personally or even collectively (within our localities) controllable option.

I’m uncomfortable living with a Conservative government, but as long as their morals and values expressed through their policies don’t prevent me enjoying living in England, then I’ll just crack on. Literally nothing that can be done to change a regime here or elsewhere. No point protesting, just spoils the vibe/chance to actually get some real enjoyment out of supporting our team. If we just treat people as we personally see fit and hold the beliefs that seem fair to us (… may be a bit of variation in here!) it’s probs the best plan. At least we all have control over that.

To be fair, he is perfect for them. Anti social, deluded re the importance of his own opinions, and I hear he pretty much lives on Greggs’ pasties. (Last one may not be 100% true, nor that negative to maintain the ‘fairness’ theme…).

Signings like this can lift the whole team/squad. Here’s hoping for a plethora of ‘A games’ on display.

Just seen him at Ashworth Hospital. Told him in no uncertain terms he’d be mental not to come.

Is it Tuesday yet? Ridiculously excited about this game.