Coffee_Johnny

Bruno and Botman are on the bench as well? WTF we signing next!!

Interesting, thought his non-verbals were a bit off when interviewer mentioned something along the lines of you must be delighted that Vardy has signed a new contract.

Pure psycho, hiding in plain sight. Bet he brings doughnuts to training.

Embrace the madness, man! ?

Got to have one eye on us, when he knows he’s wanted. We haven’t done the recruitment drive any harm at all with our decent start to the season.

Did you ever, with pervy aforethought, introduce your lass to Coloccini? Just exploring a theory… ?

Might be a fair bit of Punking Paqueta going on in our dressing room this season (note to the overexcited: no ‘S’ there!)

There will be some great games/atmospheres in that group.

I was jumping to a different conclusion. A complicated double dipping magpie swoop for the new Rob Lee and an entitled American from Chelsea.

As previously mentioned, this guy’s song has to the Wembley originated Attack plea. Isak, Isak. Isak. Isak. Isak!

Don’t think Botman has done enough, nor Burn done too much wrong, for Howe to make the change. So if Targett starts then expect to see Schar and Burn as the CB pairing.

Was just about to type a false memory from ye olde away trips (…I think it’s false, Doc is defo right) that it sometimes tagged onto An N and an E and woubleyew (!) C… .

Turns down Man Utd, chooses to come here, club record fee. A certain old boy at SJP when he arrived. Good omens.

I want some of that! p.s. (…not showing on their website shop).

No Wilson, no win. At least I’m far less confident of winning there now. That said, I’d be happy with a draw, irrespective of who plays as striker.

Many a slip, twixt cup and lip… ?

Darn tooting, couple of pairs of butt-hugging beauties from this place played a role in my teenage dating success! (…lack of)

? Life throws a curve Everything is possible In the game of life ?

☝️ He disagrees!

Bragger.

Can those half-deaf (surely they must be…) mo-fos tantric someone into unconsciousness? Can they? Eh? No. That’s what I thought.

Billy Askew had more threat than Jacob Murphy! (One for the pre ‘92ers). Alreet, not really, but ye knaa what I’m on about!

Mark Knopfler, Sting, Sam Fender and Alan fecking Price take umbrage with your heed banging bias!

How’s his brother doing?

He’s chucked the dummy. Thought he looked a miserable git preseason. Doubt it will prove a good decision for him, particularly if something goes awry with Pope (form or injury).