Coffee_Johnny

I want some of that! p.s. (…not showing on their website shop).

No Wilson, no win. At least I’m far less confident of winning there now. That said, I’d be happy with a draw, irrespective of who plays as striker.

Many a slip, twixt cup and lip… ?

Darn tooting, couple of pairs of butt-hugging beauties from this place played a role in my teenage dating success! (…lack of)

? Life throws a curve Everything is possible In the game of life ?

☝️ He disagrees!

Bragger.

Can those half-deaf (surely they must be…) mo-fos tantric someone into unconsciousness? Can they? Eh? No. That’s what I thought.

Billy Askew had more threat than Jacob Murphy! (One for the pre ‘92ers). Alreet, not really, but ye knaa what I’m on about!

Mark Knopfler, Sting, Sam Fender and Alan fecking Price take umbrage with your heed banging bias!

How’s his brother doing?

He’s chucked the dummy. Thought he looked a miserable git preseason. Doubt it will prove a good decision for him, particularly if something goes awry with Pope (form or injury).

Shame both him and Murphy have blown important opportunities to show their worth. Neither looking like keepers, though suspect Sean still has a bit of a chance to change minds.

Didn’t arrive until today (private plane spotted—according to Talk Sport).

Wonder if that’s how the audience, after the audience with ASM, went? Pure speculation—but so what/that’s what we mainly do here—but can’t help thinking if his presence for such a good performance against UAE Citeh, and how beguiling the whole SJP on a good day vibe can be, was in some way linked to the purse strings being opened? Alongside threat of losing our only reliable goal scoring striker, maybe led to a courage and hope, over patience and slow build, approach to improving the team. Here’s hoping we have more of the same. Paqueta is available, go get him Dan!

Personally, I wouldn’t write him off character wise, as say ‘a coward’, the things you don’t like about his game are things that improve with the right kind of coaching/relationship, feeling psychologically safe and valued. He must have a lot of positive attributes and technical ability to have made through the system he developed within. If Howe fancies him as a potential asset, I’m fine with it.

How about: Pope Trippier Schar Botman Targett Bruno Joelinton Gallagher Pedro ASM Isak (Fluid, interchangeable, midfield three) Even more positive!

Remarkably consistent, with long periods of being an amazing side. Last season was lowest ever (Prem) points tally for you. If than kind of form continues, particularly if you fall below top six this year, it’ll no doubt feel like a relegation for many.

Just pretend to, whilst staying hyperalert for any signs of a Romano-Edwards debate gathering traction ?

Same here, C. He was also second in my early summer ‘premature appreciation’ list of strikers. Delighted to have him for what he can contribute to the team. Also think he’s going to a delight to watch at times. Good all round footballer.

If our away fans sing it at usual 78rpm speed, reckon it would sound like Winston Churchill’s ghost saying ‘Euurrropppee’.

With Kante injured we’ve no chance of getting Gallagher on loan… ?

You get the humour though. Best I could find one-handed ?

Paqueta is moving! Is he slow or fast, still to be determined. Exciting!!!

Never been happier to be wrong! Get in!!!