Coffee_Johnny

The thought of that makes me all paternalistic and protective. What the fuck is wrong with me! I’ve been Adam P’ed! (… though not in a Brighton adults-only hotel, I hasten to add).

Safe journey, man! Hope you packed your sun cream!

Trepidation and excitement in equal measure. Be a nightmare if we got a filmmaker/director with an axe to grind.

Arthur Cox?

Hallå, KaKa

Fair point, and at the time thank goodness we signed them both.

Stealth mode operated? I’m back in ?

Gone with Jesus. Fancy him to score at home.

What a guy! Hope he makes good use of the hydration breaks ?

Howe: "I spoke to the players this week about this club's past, about Kevin Keegan, to try & show them what the club has been. It's vital the players understand the club they're playing for. You don't want to live in the past, but use it to inspire a new future."

Nah! It might have been the one booked to fly him to Milan. I’m sure Maverick flew him here at Mach 8.

My extensive Dennis ‘Biggles’ Wise research shows that the cruise speed of private jets is around 450 knots to 470 knots. I, for one, don’t want any sloth-like (imaginary) signing en route in such a Sopwith Camel.

Mmm ?, can’t be very fast.

I’ve believed since ‘Botman-day’ we would sign two and loan one. That said, I was absolutely convinced (on the scientific basis of runes and seaweed…) that we would sign someone this week.

Gallagher would/could be an awesome signing. Him + the boys from Brazil = top four midfield.

Was that Ramos jogging at Tynemouth ?? Oh, it wasn’t. Looked slow anyway ?

Was it ‘that’ good??

Is that like the silver medal position to the pants’ shitter ballon d’Or? plus, I’d like to respectfully suggest a premature appreciation (…you all know what I mean[ ]) category.

I’m pretty sure it’s not the first preseason he has put in extra work to improve his fitness. Recall similar interview/blurb in the past, maybe pre Bruce days?

Anyone been in the wrong end at Tranmere? Not too far from me.

Bet we tried to buy six grand’s worth ?

One out of two ain’t bad… allegedly better than current second choice striker.

If he can head a ball, definitely sign him up!

Not least as spaghetti legs (…felt like I had to chuck in faux outrage) had only half a season in a first team.

It’s a wonder the recently un-run transfer bath isn’t pebbledashed, to be fair!