Coffee_Johnny

Thiaw and Gallagher currently within the bounds of the Kingdom of Northumbria. Time for the riding families to rise and round them up! (Then just need a couple of strikers and window shopping is done).

Played an hour. Thiaw also played 8 minutes or so vs Leeds.

I, for one, can’t be chowed to wait.

My … mein man.

How about Osimhen on deadline day? Just a thought… . Galatasaray make a 20% profit we kiss off the sulky Swede and bank over £50m difference.

Put them in your fantasy team. Usually works for me.

I agree he offers something different to what we have. Always thought he could have been a viable alternative to Maddison when we were sniffing around him.

Not sure it counts as a silver lining to this cloudy summer, but the way things are panning out at least the last day of the window (1st September) should be exciting this year.

Just wondering, how much pain is involved in being a Gateshead supporter? 🤔

Let’s do it in person; see you all in ‘Spoons.

Bet those sitting next to you didn’t though.

Can’t see that going well. Unsettled crowd, no proper striker, turned down by half a dozen players. Come on in Conor, the water’s lovely!

He’s seen it all. Yet even he is exasperated by this summer’s shenanigans.

So you agree then, we need a balanced approach to creating a strong squad. That might include players for now who will add performance value not financial value.

Is that the only criteria for every signing?

Imagine if he came here and out scored Isak next season. The perfect plot twist/we can dream.

Did you miss the memo? It is NUFC Newspeak (George Orwell ©️). No doublethink required. And tell your lass that no female orgasms are now allowed—they’re a sex crime.

Farewell, sweet prince.

‘You cana use Woppa for thez toucher. Shorten it and I break you’

Howay Moose man. Don’t kick @Jaqen when he’s down. You’ve just advised him to jump out of the frying pan into the fire 😉

You’ve just read this though, haven’t you 😉

You might have just snatched the baton off @Ben

Imagine if he always had his shooting boots on at SJP. 38 home goals with postage stamp accuracy 😂

I’d have him too.

Absolutely nothing wrong with having a mix of signings, old heads, development prospects, top young first teamers, top players in their prime (actually at this stage fecking anyone). Personally, I’d be chuffed to get McGinn. Would prefer Gallagher but that might not be possible.