Dr Jinx

I think the idea of it is far better than the reality, Messi hasn’t got much time left, Neymar isn’t wanted and Mbappe is on that retarded contract where he’ll be a poisonous influence if he chooses to be. The club have basically said the party is over in terms of Hollywood signings.. they want locals, ideally Parisians but at the very least French players. They paid big for a champions league and they failed, repeatedly. I said it before, once the World Cup is done with, their interest in PSG will dissipate.

Any Newcastle supporter who’s followed him on Instagram should cut him loose immediately. He’ll be back to a few thousand followers and realise the supporters of the club he’s going to don’t give two shits about him.

I think the main factor in his reasoning was buying into a project that would take 3-5 years to reach the place he thinks he’s capable of right now, he thinks PSG are that club. I’m not so sure, but I, like all of you are biased so we’re hardly gonna say he made the right decision. I’m not annoyed about it. Only want players here who want to be here.

As much as i would love us to sign Paqueta, he's not going to suddenly transform our midfield into one that's dominating possession. We need a proper defensive midfielder, yes Big Joe and Bruno can win the ball back and be progressive but that's very suited to the counter attack style. Imho, someone to sit in the middle that has the size and mobility to just cover that space and give the others (including Willock and Shelvey) the platform to do their best work. Shelvey in particular has not been the player we thought we were getting, he was never supposed to be someone sitting in front of the back 4.. we thought we were getting the Swansea version with lots of long range shots etc, and the truth is he hasn't really had all that much chance to be that guy because we were basically overrun in the middle over the last 5 years.

I’m really not holding any grudges against players who weren’t up to speed by the time Howe had his first few games. Most of them were capable of better but had been trained poorly by Bruce and were shell shocked by mid season. Slow physically and mentally. I think a Clark at 100% of his abilities would have been a solid 2nd/3rd choice for us before Burn came in. He’ll do a job for one of those sides looking to get promoted. His level is definitely top end champo/bottom end PL. Which you may ridicule but still puts him ahead of 60% of every other defender in English football. He’s had a decent career.

I’d say he waited to have at least a few training sessions to assess what he’d be up against and now clearly doesn’t fancy the fight. That should tell you everything about what we’ve just signed.

They actually have a retro shirt for sale on their site.. not a bad effort either

Lammy Sports? https://m.facebook.com/294527578106003/posts/pfbid029LELdH8uPoYGXQip2Ti9eBXc155BZSBgCXri94eJT1TBvTo1u4VHCCL35vRqepmql/?d=n

Some company who want to make our jersey posted a concept. I’d buy that..

3 years.. we’d have possibly the best defence in all of Europe. He’ll probably end up at Bayern or maybe Chelsea.. but for now I can dream.

Koulibaly has rejected Napoli’s contract offer.. would be available cheap enough but with massive wages I guess.. we should be all over that, be the perfect partner for Botman.

It’s very clever how they did it, outsourcing the work to medical companies to sign off on it, so it puts a distance between them and the hammer should it ever fall down.

Are his bounty hunting days over? ?

There’s a bit in that clip about Dog the Bounty Hunter, he’s on the Dennis Miller show.. gets me every single time. The man was a genius.

It will be more straight forward to deal with the Germans.. they’ll have a price and probably some wiggle room, if they were totally set on keeping him we’d have already gotten a no. Think this will happen. But maybe after the friendlies have started.

Frankie De Jong to Manure has stalled, Barca owe him millions apparently so it’s not a straight forward deal.

Well they were set to spend 30m on Ekitike, so at the very least that’s what they’ll spend on an alternative. I wouldn’t rule out us going back in for him.. the kid seems to be portraying an image like he’s happy to stay where he is etc but apart from spurious rumours about PSG, there’s no other serious offers for him at the moment.

We’re not back channeling with Rafa. As soon as Eddie Howe and his staff came in, and Dan Ashworth, the club have total faith in their setup and judgement. Howe would rightly be pissed off if he found out the club were taking advice on his role from outside. He’s the manager now and the club have moved on completely from the past while they will obviously acknowledge the efforts of previous staff.

Haven’t seen much of Gordon but first impressions.. huge engine, fast, great work ethic and a total handful. He plays mostly on the left though?

Elliot “NSFW” Anderson

On an unrelated topic..

Another two charges added from other complaints, I suspect this one won’t stay under wraps for too long.

That’s the weirdest mouth I’ve ever seen. He looks like he has no teeth ?