OpenC

Said it before but he's not worth unbalancing the team for like

Well that was absolutely fucking wank

fine choice of words

"it meyns a very rewd word then The Mags which is what we call them down the road" (new manager nods and smiles politely, mackems hoot with laughter) "who are our local rivals.. although we never play them because they're in a different leyg to us" (new manager chuckles good-naturedly without the first idea what's going on, mackems grinning like imbeciles)

Absolutely fucking appalling decision. They appear to have offside sorted with a quick and almost automated system, they've already got something which tells you whether the ball was over the line or not. Rest of the tech should be fucked off now imo.

Canny penalty mind. Can't believe it was given but he took it well

I can't believe he gave that like ridiculous

Wew She should bring some mates to help her settle

Middle is where they were already strongest imo. Whether it's enough for the step up is another matter but our midfield won us the league.

Left with Alnwick 1-3 up, not sure what ft was. Was talking to a lad there who says Shields are going through a considerable rebuilding but I was really impressed with how Alnwick played.

Had a pint there but no Supermac

I'm at Shields tonight but I'm guessing they don't usually play at this school

Aye I was in there early (I work with the lad who does an awful lot of the infrastructure and support work for them, so I had an in). Hoping to go to the North Shields game tonight will be a step up for Alnwick, I guess they'll find it pretty rough.

This has been very effective for me so just thought I'd share: if you're English but not really arsed about international football, a very fine way to wind up the NE glory hunters of libpewl and citeh etc. who are England fans is to tell them that you support Spain

Why is it ESP but not DEU

The clouds being in exactly the same place on both images is a bit of a giveaway I reckon

Such a relatively trivial thing but it means so much to an aging OpenC

weyyy

I'm sure that'll be the intention. I had my doubts that any would come but I don't doubt there are plenty of mercenaries and in any case we've already demonstrated our passion for the women's game in a way most of the WSL can't match

In there early before they sell out. £50 for 21 games, can't argue with that like

And the other 10% flapping his arms appealing to the ref. He's not worth unbalancing a team for like

Change the second holding midfielder Gareth, that'll sort it

I don't suppose it matters a great deal who we play in all honesty

One of the worst games of football I have ever watched horrific