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aye, pitch access is too narrow to fit their gargantuan egos through. they'll have to do it at sunlun

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for all the pontification we've all done and continue to do, this is really the top and the bottom of it like

That's exactly it I can't speak for anyone else but personally will feel no sense of regret or shame over my excitable shitposting about him if he finally comes good

I'm sure it has taken its toll, for exactly the reasons you say Hopefully thinking to himself right now "if only I wasn't a treacherous and disloyal cunt who Only Wanted Liverpool then loads of people would still like me". Niche but like a football version of the reflective lost in space Wheatley at the end of Portal 2

I'm satisfied with both scenarios honestly, but I think the absolute best would be another couple of no shows followed by a season ender, with endless replays of the commentator breathlessly saying "Alexander. Isak. Has. Arrived" while he's knee sliding after his tap in against lower league Southampton

Rock bottom again. Starting to feel a bit for the lad, must be hard to be worth that much but for people to have to take two screenshots to show how shit you are by comparison to the rest

I feel like this has been largely overlooked in the pure copium huffing that's been going on the last few weeks like Early days and there's a nightmare run coming up for them but it's been a great start for them, they've done exactly what they needed to do.

He's been off form for weeks, can see why now. Spartans with the old Libpewl tactics I hope he does OK, he's a good lad, humble and a good team player. He scored some absolute beauties for Alnwick but aye, I reckon the defences will be a bit meaner where he's going

Absolutely not, they wouldn't have thought twice about fucking the whole thing off for any completely spurious reason they were shameless enough to come up with, once the damage was done between him and the fans here. They definitely wanted him I reckon

At least they can all remember the knee slide when he tapped in against whoever it was from the lower leagues they struggled to put away in the cup

Man, we'll need Sam Fender on a Thursday to Sunday residency arrangement and a 24 hour go kart track running for 15 years before we balance the books again and can even begin to think about signing a third choice centre half from Preston North End to cover for the increasingly unreliable 49 year old Fabian Schar

Will love it, love it when their defensive injuries continue to mount and they dip out on it because of a leaky back line. Their very own "all you needed was a defender, and you bought Tino Asprilla" year

Sent off for celebrating beating Southampton What a loveable and classy club they are

the bar at Alnwick Town FC not impressed, "aye well done you cunt you scored against fucking Southampton wow"

Yeah they're the only things that keep me going

For the avoidance of doubt the absolute truth of this post is the number one reason I lost interest. Top level football is hard to love in 2025

Aye, funny old world. Different people respond differently to different circumstances for different reasons I suppose

well I can't help where I was born, they're still my team

Maybe was happy enough for a good few decades like

I think that's exactly what KI was saying. This whole affair has been the final straw for me like, Newcastle are just the first team whose score I look for now. Sad but

He didn't want to come and we were never going to get him. We've got plenty to regret, but not that

I know man but it's good to imagine that he won't score loads and is going to do a Will Grigg at Sunlun, and to be fair he's helping us all out with our dreaming so far