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Aye no reason they shouldn't be there or thereabouts, they don't look out of place at the top at all.

Disgusting result I'll take it, well played lasses

Nearly 3, opening up now

Get the fuck in, brilliant

If this finishes 0-1 it will be one of the greatest feats in the history of football

Aye, we're under the cosh like. Their shooting has been pretty wild though.

Will have posted this before but inspired by watching the lasses v. Birmingham, the way they go by 'blues' with no definite article "Great chance for blues to equalise", "great start to the second period by blues". Fuck off man. Get your heads out of your arses and hoy a The in there.

Top class shithousing Jas McQuade at the end there

Minutes silence sensationally ignored? There'll be hell on

2-0

Isak 1-0

Overturned. Simon Hoop

Down to him to manage it anyway. He can't force them to be mates but it's a manager's job to keep the team clicking even if they largely despise each other.

perfect

Something going on in the crowd?

We're all over the place and apparently blind to other players in good positions

Bewwwws at subs

Willock Murphy Longstaff coming up according to Radio Newcastle

Slow start again then

Given

VAR checking

Isak 1-1

Ooof

"Gyetsid" is pretty common in my experience like It's just learned pronounciation like Cambois and Redcar I suppose, and even those of us from the North East all emphasise different bits of Newcastle when we say it (my mam says NEWcassel, my dad says nyooCASsel). The bigger mystery for me has always been what does "Shields" on its own mean Does it depend which one you're closest to when you say it? Does it always mean North or South? I think I asked this a while back somewhere but it remained inconclusive

It's a godsend for the folk who get apoplectic whenever anyone in their row is unfortunate enough to want to move. Can only imagine the passive aggressive tutting and eye rolling that would come from people who had to stand up, twice, just because someone fancied a pint and couldn't wait