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X Wing should have a banner behind it "auf wiedersehen prem tyne to go" as I recall, to remind people how far we've come

Never in doubt 1-3

There's a lot of past tense there

wey we should maybe count each game as two, we'd definitely have more games than anyone else then

Saturday first week, Sunday second week is no games a week if you're making a point of counting Sunday to Saturday I guess. According to BBC we had three games August, five September, six October and November and we'll have eight in December, it's nothing like three a week

I keep seeing this three games a week thing like we're a Northern League club playing Saturday Tuesday Thursday Saturday Tuesday Thursday to try and catch up after a rained off December and January. Surely we're just doing weekend/weekday with an occasional unfortunate Sunday Wednesday Saturday arrangement, we're not regularly playing three games a week are we?

Flies out to see people playing at their loan clubs then flies back and reports to the board, "aye he looks canny", I'm guessing

Yeah I was thinking that. The ten and twelve minutes we were seeing a couple of seasons ago were fucking stupid mind, so I don't mind

We would have it changed to heyyyyyy sunshine on Leith ooooh ahhhhhhh I wanna know how you scored that goal

Couple of hundred in for the big NL2 boxing day derby Alnwick Vs Newbiggin, but it wasa pretty grim and cagey affair. Two late goals 1-1

Based on what happened to Isak, tapped up

Beautifully put

I would fancy our chances against either of these in a single game like. It's just that City over two games thing that gets in the way

I'm not sure any coach or psychologist could help a confidence player sat in front what might well feel like tens of thousands of stony-faced tutting and jeering fans, like

I'm 100% with you on this but I was listening to the ashes the other day when they started talking about maiden overs, which I realised to my horror are a non scoring statistic which contribute to my understanding of how the game has played out. Was sickening to realise that in this context maybe xg has its place, although I quickly pulled myself together and realised that maiden overs can be incontrovertibly counted while xg is still just a spurious made up decimal number

It's exactly what Liverpool needed I suppose, in terms of getting Ekitike on the pitch without feeling the need to give their record dud the occasional run out The lad never comes right again and becomes a pub quiz question in 10 years will do me though

Same

Peach of a ball in from Lumsden 1-2

Did she play for us in the lower leagues? I thought the same as you but I'm sure I checked a couple of months ago and she only signed to play last season. Paige Bailey-Gayle missed a load in the National League

Fucks sake lasses

If she's our top goalscorer, why is she not starting? Hasn't got 90 minutes in her?

absolutely ridiculous back pass like

Fucking hell, what was she thinking

Yeah, Gateshead is the fucking pits like. There aren't many other options than SJP

Terrible quality streaming now mind. Looked good first half other than the shaky panning, looks like they're uploading via a modem now