Ben

N-O puns incoming .....

I thought Suds was sorting us out some euro wonderkids that nobody has heard of that can take us back to the Champions League

Hopefully, just give him a 10 year contract with the promise of the Captaincy once Bruno goes........it worked for Shearer, then just buy a load of £5 million squad fillers from Europe .....sorted.

The fans wouldn't accept it

£4 million payoff apparently

Ive been away over the weekend so I've just got caught up to date with his interview on MOTD. I really enjoyed his long pause when asked if the players have the same fire inside them, looks like a fair few of them are on their way if Howe stays this summer. I think Eddie, Suds and Wilson deserve time for the rebuild.

He wasn't doing well enough to earn a 20 year contract at Chelsea

TBF I dont think he's been sacked I just think he's "Between Success"

It works on plants apparently according to Sausage fingers with the crown resting on his lugs in Buckingham Palace

I agree with this, remember he had to plan for a Champions league season as well, so proven players were probably the better choice at the time. This summer will obviously be different, with Suds and Wilson we'll probably see a lot of players leaving and been replaced by younger versions. The only question mark is whether Howe buys into this.

Howe has Bruno back so our performances will be a lot better for the rest of the season, our reliance on one player is a worry though because it means the rest aren't performing

Sustainable seems a bit of a stretch

I bet a few EPL teams would love Howe just now

You really dont like Howe do you ?

Do we need a replacement just yet ?

"Quality of shots faced" What sort of stat is that ?

Im not sure Howe will even want to be here next season, he looks broken just now, games seem like a chore to him at the minute

For what its worth I think its probably time.

Aye, its going to be a shit show, imagine if this crazy war is still going on and flights are cancelled, 1/4 full stadiums with Americans that dont have any interest and have been given free tickets so it looks ok on camera. Ive said for a while now, just cancel the fucking thing.

Mourinho is yesterdays news, there is a chance he could come in and perform well for 18 months, but its the turmoil he'll leave behind that will kills us. Whatever anyone says about Howe and if he does leave this summer, he'll leave us in a far better shape that what he found us.

100% agree

Fuck that, he'd probably make John Terry his head coach

Wissa Is Shite Shit Arse

Ill be drowning in something if I go in there.