Ben

Looks like nobody wants to sack Tory Frank

61% possession 34 dangerous attacks 9 shots 4 on target

Commentator happy the ref is consitantly bad

100% agree, everyone should have Botmans haircut, you can set your watch by his trim.

Is that Osimhen out of our league, I'm watching Napoli on Bet365 at the same time as our match and he looks class.

I'd bring Wilson on second half like. *i'll get my coat*

Never heard of Diaby Gin, must be a new brand.

On the bench today

On the bench

It's not Klopps fault though, Liverpool players played in the world cup don't you know

Aye 16/5 with bet365 and if Maddison is back that's a canny price, 6/1 for btts and Leicester win, double that with a Smith win in the boxing tonight and 23/1 is my bet of the weekend. #both these bets now have the Ben curse so are destined to lose#

Went with Kevin De Bruyne as captain today cos the app told me to, Haaland dropped to VC

I have massive doubts about Gordon, if Howe and his team want him then they must see a player in him, I'm just worried that he'll end up like that lad that went to Chelsea from Everton and did nowt

100% this, they both wear bras and knickers you know

Or out of the sky with my cool chopper ITK scoop.

Just seen a big private chopper fly over beamish on its way to Newcastle, couple of purples maybe ?

Is this lad a starter or will he just be a squad player for the rest of this season

Good point

Wey nar, we are looking up the league not down

The transfer team are keeping the deals very close to their chest, nothing of substance in any media outlet today.

Geed up

Good shithousery signing at the time which contributed to Burnley taking up one of the relegation spots, ultimately not good enough for what we need moving on. The fact we've loaned him out 12 months after paying £25 million for him proves the owners aren't fucking about, I'm now convinced we'll bring a couple of purples in before the window shuts.

Has a caretaker manager that gets the full time gig after a few good results ever worked out ?

It's on