Ben

Still hilarious tho

Those Everton players are in and out of Mr Ben's shop like a yo yo

He's obviously a great player but at 31 for how much longer

So has he said this to drum up additional interest or has nobody shown an interest and the agent fancy's another payday ? either way its 8th of July and I cant imagine Howe has made a decision of first choice yet.

Is it not Washington ?

NI's keeper is awful, that wall was 4 ft to far wide.

Aye 4th choice at Man City will start at Chelsea

Ashworth seems to be targeting either quality Premier league players or cracking prospects with huge potential, I live his process and I'm now convinced we'll have a great go this season, bring it on.

I honestly don't, I could probably name their starting 11 that beat us in the playoffs when Sunderland were relevant.

I had the three promoted teams to go straight back down but I think Fulham might have just overtaken Everton/Southampton.

Stag Do ?

I wonder if they drive through Consett up to Hexham and go to the airport that way so they don't have to "look" at Newcastle from the A1.

I don't think we'll lose any on field scuffles or tunnel bust ups this season

I've said it for a while now, this guy doesn't like football, it's a pay packet to fund his lifestyle. Which is fair enough but he doesn't have the passion anymore for top level football.

How many loans can Lampard get from Chelsea to fill the gaps?

With Ashworths contacts he must have been tipped the wink about his availability

Everton must be in bother

These Lacelles to Chelsea rumours are shite right ?

Get yourself to Stanley man, loads of courses and driving ranges up here

Looks like everyone at Watford could be available

I would 100% agree, how many current squad players will go if that happens ?

TBF the lists are just speculation

Poch and Dyche casting large shadows over the Premier League and Championship respectively

I remember years ago two numptys were hiding in the roof till it closed to rob the place, ended up falling through the ceiling onto the dance floor about 12.30am, pandemonium.

Daft bastards, they could have Fed or Clark for half of that.