Abra Dubravka

Diego Buonanotte as a 10, some chap who played midfield for France in 1930 WC called Alexandre Villaplane who was a Nazi

In his post match pressr, he essentially said he hasn't tried it yet, wanted to change it up a bit, Fraser was fresh, so hoped it could work. Him trying is totally redundant. I would try my best if I was in charge, but I wouldn't be any good either. In an ideal world, you could even imagine playing two behind Wilson could be able to press SU's center halves and stop them coming out and overloading us. I get that he's thought about it, and worked on it before on training, and wants to change it/get things working, but that doesn't hide the fact whatever he's trying is so poorly executed and ill-thought out. He's just not good enough. Second half we were completely destroyed by having 3 centerhalves still. Not enough bodies high enough up the pitch to press on 3 CB's and their midfield. It was obvious that we'd end up with 20% possession. Totally pointless throwing on a change of wing backs.

Always thought a 'false 10' was sort of Fabregas for Spain at the Euros 2014 Essentially played up front/furtherest forward of a midfield, instead of a conventional 10 like Totti/Riquelme/Aimar who played off a striker. This fat loonball doesn't know what he's talking about, and has clearly no coaching ability to successfully carry out his hair brain schemes. What he's trying to say is he wanted Longstaff/Fraser to play behind Wilson, and infront of Hayden/Hendrick - like england at WC with Alli/Lingard/Rashford behind Kane. What ended up happening is a clusterfuck of four then three cloggers chasing Sheffield United's midfield and centerbacks moving forward like headless chickens. Even with Fraser on, not once did we put together any move involving Wilson/Longstaff/Fraser and a wing back in Sheff United's half that created anything. Blokes a total fraud. Totally redundant when it comes to being able to positively effect a PL game - it was bottom of the league, two points, zero clean sheets ffs

Murderer XI; Luke McCormick in goal, Marcos Alonso LB, Lee Hughes and Kluivert up front

Ideally someone short term until a takeover can be done, who's obviously a strong coach and leader personality. We took a 180 from what Rafa was to a clueless tosspot, so need to turn back around to head in the direction Rafa was taking us once more... Louis Van Gaal

Shelvey's used to letting Hendrick and Joe do his work for him

Hendrick Recon that'll be a shock to Jeff. Only been here five minutes, scored twice, probably had an easy ride with Burnley as well State of that sign though

Had a look through his managerial history to see if he had any track record of turning stinking runs of form around. He doesn't. Reading through his past, never realised how much of a disloyal shitbag he's been Here's some amusing lowlights... Sheff United 1999 - First job in football, he resigned due to "turmoil in the club's boardroom and a shortage of funds for transfers". Big time b******. Huddersfield - 1999 sacked - LWLDLLLLLDDL - chairman said he wasted £3M on players, and had an 'ego to feed' Wigan 2000 - left for Palace after 2 months P8 W3 D2 L3 Palace 2001 - tried to resign after 3months to go to Birmingham Birmingham 05/06 Dropped to 18th in 22/10 and stayed in relegation zone remainder of season, two wins in final 12 games Birmingham 06/07 Largest budget in division, DLDLL then publicly stated he feared he'd get the sack, but was promoted then left for Wigan and claimed Karen Brady 'shafted him' over a new contract Sunderland 10/11 5under1and, Feburary to mid April - LLLLDLLLL Sunderland 11/12 Ryan Taylor Over The Wall, sacked after DLDLLWLWD Hull 2014 2-0 up in a cup final after 10mins, lost 4-2 Hull 2015 Out in EL play offs to Lokeren, relegated WDLDDWDDLLLLDDLLWLWLLLDWWLDDLLWWLLLD Hull 2016 Promoted via play-offs, then resigned pre-season as he "became frustrated by a lack of transfer activity" Villa 2017 Lost in play-off final Villa 2018 3-1 up against bottom of the league Preston, whilst playing Grealish, Abraham, McGinn, Bolasie - drew 3-3, cabbaged tossed at him, sacked WDDDLDWLDD Sheff Wed 2019 Named manager in January, but left Steve & Steve in charge until Febuary whilst he was in the Caribbean. W5 D5 in first 10 games

Only ever played defensive, negative football, with five at the back and one up front... ** How the hell do you embed tweets?

I think schar is the one that will speak up. Be dropped next game Aye, could see a few of them losing their shit with the Steve's after this. Could see Wilson was losing his patience towards the end of the game - whistle went when he was on touchline on the far side, and he just booted it into the stand. Fraser lost his head, fed up with not getting a sniff in the game - daft twat for getting sent - but understandable. Imagine only knowing Eddie Howe at Bournemouth, and having to play gold-plated Bruceball away to Sheff United.

Has he done one with Sky? Seen they've uploaded Wilder's You'd like to think he's reading the players the riot act in the dressing room after that display, but whilst most of them a bag of s***, he's the biggest problem going. Whoever are the main voices in that dressing room, guessing Fernandez/Carroll/Lascelles, there has to have been some strong words said after that capitulation. Any leaders in this team, or just senior pros would have been around the game long enough to see how they've set up - two attacking players, back five - and how it can't come as any suprises we didn't have a sniff even with 11 men.

Can someone explain to him a TV works

Set up to fail. Can't expect him to bury every half chance. The longer he's feeding off scraps the tougher it will be for him to rise above it and sneak something in. Again another game where we've failed to get in behind a defence, get any planned quality service to him, or even played in to him so he can run channels. Just hurled footballs at all evening long, all at varying angles, heights and accuracy.

Got to go now. WLDWLLWDLLDLLL - Arsenal, Leeds, Everton to come Potential saving grace could be the fact Shola hasn't done his coaching badges

Happier for Sheff United to get their win, than disappointed in us losing. Actually laughed when they scored. Just completely numb of any anger with this stinking streak of detritus in charge.

Frightening to think who we're going to replace them with judging on how Krath and Lewis have turned out. Curtis Davies, Phil Jones, persuade Wes Morgan to give us a season

Dust In for Brucie bingo; "always going to be tough" re: going down to ten men "will keep working" "didn't show the quality" "tough turn around from Saturday"

Arsenal away... again... next up lads

"Newcastle flooding bodies forward" Aye, 1-0 down, down to 10min, in 80something minute to Sheff U

Bet he's taken Fed of in some perverted punishment for giving away the pen. "Fucking idiot, can't play CB. I'd have just clear it, or had Pallister clear that up in my day"

Any normal season every fan in that ground, home or away is shouting 'sacked in the morning'

To be fair, it's a tough place to come. They have quality, that maybe they haven't shown at times this season. It was always going to be a tough second half, and I can't fault wuh lads effort

State of our heat map

May as well take off Ramsdale for Brewster and go rush goalie