Moose

The downfall of Isak has been glorious enough, there is no way the football gods will be gracious enough to grant us Ange managing Liverpool.

I wonder how the mackems will treat him? He was objectively a great player for us and played a big role in some of our finest ever moments but on the other hand he's public enemy number 1 for us, does that mean they'll cheer him?

Someone has to be bamming up SSN! As out of touch as football owners are there's no way even the most tone deaf of them would attempt something like that.

On the one hand: Ha bin dippers! Get it right up ya! On the other hand: Fuck! That home game against PSV is gonna be a problem!

Oooof, get it right up yas! Liverpool's PowerPlay™️ of signing two similar players and benching the superior one, killing all his momentum in favour of the unfit, unmotivated, expensive one has come up trumps yet again

Yoane Wissa's football boots have got a pretty easy life too

The best ability is availability, so ram the AFCON, this guy is fucking staying, I can't handle Gordon up top any more.

I'm starting to miss our corners into the box that did't beat the first man! Those bastarding short corners than end up back at the centre circle are pure aids. The term 'too clever by half' comes to mind

Losing patience fast with this guy, he's fucking dogmeat

This. If we want to be the club we all think we can be, our #1 GK can the the least worst out of tweedle dee and tweedle dum. Get a bonafide #1 who will suit our style of play (whatever the fuck is even is?!) and let these two chumps fight it out for the backup spot.

Not having a go at him for tonight, he's not a ST, he's never plays well as one and it's not his fault he's there in the first place. That said, I echo the sentiments that it's time to move him on. Yes, there is still a good player in there somewhere, but we as a club need to be more ruthless when it comes to selling our players when they're are max value and on a downward trajectory. Get him to fuck before he tanks his value even more, you can tell his heart isn't in it anymore, and tell him to can it with that contrived philosophical nonsense he spurts out to the media, that LinkedIn Bro pish is a lot easier to swallow when you're backing it up on the pitch

Alright fair one, saves, he made saves. Mainly ones fired right at him tbh!

I don't usually like joining a pile on but if not on a night like tonight then when? I'm absolutley done with this blockhead. Yes, he made some good saves tonight but so would any competent GK. These dumb mistakes are happening far too often and with complete impunity as he is inexplicably undroppable. Is Ramsdale better? Who knows? But ffs, let's at least give him a run of games and see what we've got in him! What the worst case scenario? He'll do well to drop a bigger clanger than the one tonight!

I don't know what we are or what we're supposed to be right now. We're not aggressive, nasty shithouses anymore We have athletic players but we don't hit teams on the counter We don't have technical players who can play possession football and play through a press Our squad is a mixy blob salad characterised by a handful of talented players being held back by severely limited players

Absolutley scunnered with that performance. Marseille are nothing special but we made them look like 2010 Barcelona. We play like we're stupid

We've been so careless when in possession which is frustrating cause they've given us chance after chance on a plate but we've lacked the composure to take advantage.

Ultras might just be the cringiest bunch of gimps in football, which is saying a lot.

Hmmmmmmm Not sure about that one tbh

Utter woke nonsense. I find it truly spectacular that they've managed to make such a horlicks of the World Cup in such a short space of time. A tournament that was so beautiful in it's simplicity!

Nice to see that he still had time for a McDonalds despite risking life and limb to film YouTube content in a war zone that makes the Battle of Stalingrad look like Winnie the Pooh's tea party.

Robbed by a guy called Giacomo. Nae luck ratboy

Looks promising, congratulations Sam. Don't get too cosy with the first team though, Shola has arranged a loan for you with ŁKS Łomża, they already have a seat on their bench with your name on it. Enjoy.

Very risky appointment given that Celtic are a club at civil war, behind in the league, a mountain of injuries and an abysmal record in recent transfer windows. Looks like they're sticking with their tried and tested strategy of being less shit than everyone else in the league.