Moose

Be sure to stick around when you start getting scudded every week.

Great result for them, but West Ham are complete bums, I'd be distraught if we didn't pump West Ham at home

Oh fucking hell, here we go

His in-game management is unrivaled. One of the most important managers of the 21st century

Watch the 'North East Top Dogs' trophy become a thing again until we over take them

Did they steal Wor Flags' banner of Sir Dan Burn of Blythshire slaying the demonic serpent Isak?

Hack, maim and kill these esteemed, honourable paragons of footballing virtue with extreme brutality! I want Isak watching this game with a Vietnam veterans 1000 yard stare the whole time as he see the annihilation he'll be subjected to every time he plays against us as a dipper.

As a striker, he leaves a lot to be desired, but his work rate and attitude is second to none. I think he'll grow to be a big voice in the dressing room and one of the leaders. The way Isak has acted this summer has made me even more grateful to the guys who go about their business the right way. Absolutely love the guy.

Thanks for your help today superstar! Gordon and Osula couldn't fill the void he's left the in team, but by God they showed more heart and desire than this wretched specimen of vermin has for months. Well done to the lads today who fulfilled their contractual obligations. The sooner this cunt gets himself to fuck, (preferably, fired into a blast furnace) the better

It does feel like 2 points dropped right now, they were there for the taking. I'm not putting the blame on any of our lads who played today though, just the one, snake like creature who didn't bother his arse

Close enough. We called a man born in the West Midlands and raised in Buckinghamshire a Fat Cockney Bastard for 14 years.

Team line up in numerical order again?! Utter. Woke. Nonsense.

Just a quick reminder that this slithery scumbag should be warming up at Villa Park right now, getting ready to lead our line into the first game of an exciting season. Instead, he's stuck his middle finger up at the manager and the team, soured the morale amongst the group and has left them to pick up the slack for him. It's totally unforgivable that he's damaged the team for at least 2 game all because he's in a huff. Even if he somehow reintegrates into the team, I'll never forget this and I doubt the rest of us will. I hope Wissa comes in a knocks it out the park leaving this odious parasite to sit on the bench all season. I fucking hate him.

Liverpool are much worse than Man Utd. The most offensive thing about Man Utd is their legion of glory hunting fans from all reaches of the country outside of Manchester whose reason for supporting Man Utd is usually something as flimsy as 'I once had to change trains at Manchester' or 'my uncles cousins twice removeds brother in law's bosses nephew is from Manchester'. There's plenty of fans like that for Liverpool too. What tops it for me is their 'victim mentality', they act like it's them vs the world and they're constantly under siege from the evil British media where in fact every media outlet wants themselves silly over the 'Anfield noise' (which is essentially YNWA blasted over the PA system) and 'those legendary Anfield European atmospheres' which is a watered down version of a Celtic European night. I get the feeling that broadcasters are acutely aware that Liverpool fans are thin skinned and petty and their card will.be marked if they say something to offend them so they over compensate on complementing them. Then there's all the other stuff, Heysel for example which I don't want to get into.

That sounds overwhelmingly negative compared to the daily updates about him having played his last game for us, Liverpool ready to do a deal etc. Is this him slowly seeping air out of the balloon?

Sooooooo, do you fancy taking another look at the al-Hilal offer then, you slithery cunt

TBF, it would've been disrespectful to the memory of Jota if Bournemouth took anything tonight. They should be ashamed of themselves that they had the temerity to pull it back to 2-2.

I'm not convinced there's anything in the Ramos links. Famous last words but it feels like we're on the dying embers of the whole Isak hullabaloo that's kept the twitter journos busy all summer, Ramos seems like one last desperate attempt to whip up an engagement frenzy. I really can't see Isak going to Liverpool now. I wish he'd fuck off to PSG, even for 100m but PSG are a different animal now to the one which spunked fortunes on any old cunt, I doubt they'd want the slithery prick now.

Isak, currently sat on the sofa, watching the game in his Liverpool replica kit, is starting to get worried that Liverpool may have hit it out the park with Ekitike and won't feel the need to spend 150m on the serpentine Swede anymore!

Liverpool fans will still tell you with a straight face that the national media organisations have an agenda against them.

I love this man already, seeing a guy who is so overtly humbled and grateful to be here goes down very well. Especially since he's just came from a club many consider to be football royalty.

This nonce is perhaps the most pathetic bum of all the twitter gimps. I feel my virginity growing back whenever I read one of his tweets

I must have cycled around the '5 stages of grief' a fair few times during this saga. I'm still completely shocked it's turned this foul this quickly. I understand that he was more difficult to warm to than some of the others who "get it", but he just seemed like such a chill guy, on the level who took everything in his stride. I think we all went into this simmer hoping he'd get a payrise, give us one more year and then ride off into the sunset and play for one of the giants in Europe with our blessings. To go from the player I looked forward to watching play the most, who delivered my greatest memory as a fan to being a more detestable worm than Michael Owen in less than a month is astonishing

It seems like a long time ago when people were flabbergasted by paying 45m for Gordon

100%. Isak has played this like the classic tale of the gambler chasing his losses. I'm sure his agent put the feelers put to other clubs while we're were negotiating his new deal and that's when Liverpool said they'd be happy to pay him the 300k a week or whatever it was. Slight problem with that though, Liverpool aren't willing to pay our asking price, so the agent advises Isak to rattle our cage, agitate for a move, brief the cartel fluffing journos near enough hourly and wait until we succumb to the pressure. We still hold our ground, Isak goes full scorched earth, pissing off our manager, squad and fanbase in the process but Liverpool and their cartel friends have bought up all our potential replacements, Liverpool are spending more money fixing other areas of their squad leaving even less funds in the Isak bank. Isak still won't climb down though and has committed the cardinal sin of going on strike, so now not only do our fans think he's a cunt, neutrals and even Liverpool fans have slammed his behaviour as snakey. His agent is clearly a dodgy scumbag but Isak is the one who has been pulling the strings the whole time.