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Cool. Now go score some goals.

I don't care who our manager is. I'm fairly ambivalent to the whole managerial cult figure thing. I support Newcastle United not who's sitting in the dugout. Howe did well for us but week by week I get less confident he's going to turn this around. If that's the case then I'm happy for the club to get someone in who's going to improve us and try to get the players in they want for their system instead. If you want to lionise Howe then all the power to you, I just feel that's typical of the north east self depreciating mindset. "Oh poor us we had nowt so when someone does good for little old us we must treat them like gods cos we're not worthy"

Yes, but we provide the data parameters. If we input what we want then it spits out 'Anthony Elanga' then we don't want the right fuckin' things 😂

Elanga man 😩 What the fuck was that Statsbomb partnership all about if that's the best we're aiming for? Literally Fulham/Wolves tier shit.

He'll be replacing Pep imo. For us, I feel Eddie has ran his course and burnt out. Can see PIF going for Diego Simeone, they'll probably try for Pep too but he won't come.

Pure conjecture.

The same gammons horrified at Tuchels appointment would be the same ones bedside themselves with grief at our German queen's passing, or say they'd readily fight for our German king. Idiots.

There is a universe where the outgoing City DOF whose name I'm not going to butcher comes to us, and subsequently convinces Pep to join us when Eddie reluctantly takes the offer for the England job.

Hahahaha what the fuck. Aye alreet Bishop Brennan

Well Tuchel might be and he's won a lot more than Eddie so.... 🤷🏼‍♂️

1-1 DCL (pen) 25' Barnes 76' Gordon anonymous.

Hes going nowhere 😂 Imagine how bad the PR from sacking all those workers just to have enough cash to sack your underperforming manager would be.

Ye fuckin kidding 😩

I dunno. Isak being fit means we stick with standard 433 and Howe isn't forced to make changes, and I think we suffer more of the same.

Fuck haha

Over to you, Worflags. Had heard of Cas before but thought he was just another London drill artist. Gave his newest album a go after seeing him on the promo stuff and jeez it's amazing. Got a proper Blade Runner dystopian synth thing going on.

Any evidence for this other than pure hope and faith?

If that's how the Saudis operate I genuinely can't see anything being completed stadia-wise til 2040.

I can smell an end-of-season mutual consent exit if I'm honest.

How we're 3rd with 4 performances like that is absolutely mind melting.

Absolutely erect for this Schar DM era.

5 out of 7 off the bench. Maybe we should start this kid.

HARVEY DANGER How many times is that he's scored from a sub and still can't get a start.

That's shit from a butt.

Time to take him out into Leazes Park one last time...