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I enjoy the way he seems to be shielding the ball better with his back to goal, either drawing the foul or bringing the defender out of position to get tight. He was outstanding yesterday.

Yeah he’s going nowhere for that sum. Especially after the start they’ve had.

I cannot believe the energy going into Lucas Paqueta

I mean I’m frustrated like a bairn who’s seeing all the other kids get new toys, however I do have to remind myself it was but a year ago when I was worrying if I could ever take my son to SJP. We’re on the right path.

I feel like I’ve read that article before.

This is fucking painful

hopefully not!

I mean, I think we will have to get used to losing players that way to get to where we want to be. Surely the plan is to buy and then sell at the right time and use that as a way of building the club. If a club came in with silly money sure we would move him on, it’s just about timing.

Paqueta again ffs

Can I be the first to say he’s shite and not worth the money??? Pleeeeeeaaassse???

Hilarious tbh. Watching them try and shoe-horn Eriksen, Ronaldo and Fernandes into the side. Sancho flopping horrendously, Martial being Martial, Rashford completely shot, loads of talented youngsters wasting away, but aye what they need is a loan of a Chelsea squad cast-off. Ludicrous twats.

He can fuck off if he wants to join that absolute shit pit

I have a really annoying feeling we'll get nee-one now. I am antsy as fuck.

Why aren’t we signing Neymar?

Hadn’t realised he is only 20. I think it’s probably an astute signing if we can make it.

We would need to recruit better now and in January to hit Europe. No way we’re doing it with the current squad.

They will beat us and the ref will help them, as always. But there will be signs we can compete in parts

If the answer is Ross Barkley then I have no idea what the question is. Complete waste of time these days.

Anyone able to intercept and confirm Paqueta is in there wearing full kit?

Someone better fucking film that if King Kev goes and talks to them.

I trust the plane spotters more than I trust 99.9% of sports journalists tbh

Can we not just fucking sign some cunt

Never really understood why attendance figures matter to any fans at all tbh.

4d chess

Absolute commentators curse going on here