christ

You can piss off posting stuff that makes me sympathise with and like Everton fans mind.

I’ve never got over him downing a tiny bottle of wine in a train toilet. That’s the content I want from my football YouTubers.

I’d have a great deal more time for Everton and their pound shop ultras if they hadn’t spend the first half of the season setting up roadblocks and chasing their own players’ cars.

Knowledgable and affable, which is an incredibly rare combination.

Give it a theatrical release and we’ve finally found a film he likes.

Should give him the fucking goal.

Seeing the Arsenal fans on Friday night made me realise being good is just not worth it.

I think Merson is generally alright. He’s said some daft things about us and our support but he doesn’t make me want to fling things at my TV. Of the newer batch on Soccer Saturday, Michael Dawson is laughably shit.

Lost every time we’ve been on BT this season. EDIT: Just read the last page. This combined with the kit jinx means an absolutely stick on Everton victory.

Never has a man enjoyed the sound of his own voice as much as Luke Moore. Second what was said about Vish too. Absolute knowledge vacuum. I’ll not have a bad word said about Marcus mind.

“Piss off. Piss off. Piss off…fuck off.”

He’s living the dream. Absolutely delighted for him.

I’m going to wake up in a minute.

I think it’s just spending two hours in the pub beforehand.

Feeling pretty sick about this today. This is the season for me. Win this and I think we’ll finish top 4, but lose - particularly if it’s in the manner of last week - and I think we could drop off in quite a big fashion.

I always feel like I’m talking people down from the ledge on here, so this is new for me. We’ve been our own worst enemy recently. Trying to force the issue and being sloppy in possession. A fact that’s been exacerbated by some of our defending which has been patchy as fuck. The West Ham result flattered us, we were dog shit 45 mins versus Brentford and had our pants pulled down today. We’ve had big periods in the last three matches where we’ve made life really difficult for ourselves and today we were made to pay. Could be fatigue, could be confidence, could be players chasing games because they realise what’s on the line.

I knew you weren’t hun

Original post was never meant to be a criticism of Howe in the first place either. Today was a failure in execution, not ethos. A yard off all over the pitch.

Man United aside we’ve been pretty patchy. We’ve won, but if we’re honest a result like this was coming.

I’ve read nowt of this thread, but we were diabolical today. That first 45 might be the worst I’ve seen us play under Howe. Everything they mustered up was as a result of us doing something daft. Performance hasn’t been great recently. I think we needed a kick up the arse, so I’m hoping this is the catalyst.

Could’ve fooled me We’re signing better players than him this summer. He’d be third or fourth choice at best.

What parts do you take issue with?

One good season means nothing, particularly if you’ve got the attitude he seems to have. He’s been underwhelming at PSG. He appears to have spat his dummy out because he’s behind Mbappe, Messi and Neymar, and they’re now trying to move him on before the obligation to buy has actually properly kicked in. I know PSG are a joke behind the scenes, but that should be a huge red flag. We’re not in the same position we were 12-18 months ago when we were after him. The circular debate about whether we should or shouldn’t go for him seems pointless to me - we’ve progressed to a point where if he came he’d find himself in the same situation he is at PSG that he’s so unhappy with. It’s clear he needs to get his head down elsewhere and get more than a solitary good run of form under his belt and make the most of his potential.

He’s in a huff because he can barely get a kick in a farmer’s league, but if he joins us now he’s a fringe player. We’ve moved beyond him. He needs to go somewhere and get his career back on track. Might turn into the player he threatened to be if he screws his head on.

As good as Villa’s form has been it feels like they’ve played a lot of the teams who are currently in the shit (Chelsea aside, but we know what a mess they are). That said it’s going to be tough. Wouldn’t be surprised at any result. Leaning towards a draw.