christ

That’s great tbf

Isak out for the rest of the season after getting run over then.

https://x.com/Geordie_Gifts/status/1780550843546096045 Presumably there’s some Formula E/NUFC tie up coming soon? PIF are the main sponsor of all the FIA’s electric racing series.

You are wrong. Nonce shit.

xG is nonce shit. Pack it in.

Hippie guy for the first two goals: “it’s fine. No worries.” Hippie guy for the third goal: *string of unpublishable expletives*

I genuinely think the retrospective view of this season will be one of absolute astonishment at how well we did.

The cunt is winning the Balon D’Or in the next decade, whether it’s with us or someone else.

Outrageous performance today given the team sheet and all down to the way he set the lads up. What a fucking manager.

Watching a game at the GIS is an absolutely appalling experience. They desperately need a new one, but I imagine they’ve got a decent deal from the council so they’d need a very good reason to move.

There’s more chance of me getting a handjob off Pope Francis than there is us groundsharing with SAFC.

It’s been more or less confirmed that months long leaking of stories about Man United wanting him came from the Man United side. It’s a large part of the reason we’re pissed off. The Berrada deal may have been kept under wraps - probably because of the unique circumstances around Man United poaching someone from their more recently successful local rivals - but the Ashworth and Wilcox situations are almost identical. I think it speaks of a bit of entitlement and arrogance on the part of Ratcliffe. It very much ties in with him shiteing on about public funding for a new stadium.

I have nothing but awful memories of his time at the club but he was very much a symptom rather than a cause of it. It is weird to look back at his results as manager as see he had us on a six match unbeaten run at one point. He period of DoF was just sad. He was clearly not a well bloke. His summer interrailing around Europe while Pardew desperately tried to convince him to buy Darren Bent via media leaks was a particular nadir of the Ashley era. RIP.

I know it’s early, but it took me a good 30 seconds to realise you meant they ignored the tele and Xbox, and not they exchanged them for the piping like some bastardised version of Swapshop.

Wilson won’t sit around as third choice, which is what he’ll end up as if the summer goes to plan.

In fairness that’s three quarters of the back four hauled us out of trouble season before last.

Fucking hell, I hope not. That’d rule them out for at least the rest of April.

Time and a half on a bank holiday tbf

You are wrong. Enjoy your evening.

He’s absolute cat shit like. We were walking wounded for weeks before Pope popped his shoulder out and yet the minute Dubs comes in we go from best defence in the league, verge of the CL spots to a leaky sieve. I appreciate it’s not his game to play the way we want, but some of his keeping is suspect regardless. He’s not fit to be our number two now.

Good challenge. Big CB using his body to his advantage. I thought Burn in general was very good today. Even at left back he dealt with Bowen well early doors. Not culpable for any of the goals.

There’s a reason players don’t tend to swipe at the ball in the box like Phillips did and it’s literally what happened with Gordon.

I’ve backed Howe’s judgement on keeping him out of the first team but Hall needs a bash after that. Kudus didn’t get a kick when he came on. He might not be as defensively sound but he looks like a mirror of Tino on the left. We’d be so much more balanced.

Craig Hope will be along any minute to tell us he’s being sentenced to death by firing squad.

50 isn’t a huge number when you look at some of the cases. The punishment will come down to what exactly he was betting on. If his bets didn’t involve him/us he might get away with a suspended or shorter concurrent ban and a fine. If they did then we’ll see you in 2025 Sandro.