christ

This made my day. Buzzing for him.

Football fans need to be Phil Spector.

Always an experience to read about how UEFA and other European leagues divvy up their money, then realise the PL definitely isn’t that bad in comparison.

I’m not a massive fan of that side of things personally. But then I have spent far too long watching our fans absolutely lose their heads when we concede. It’s like a comfort blanket now. In general I find German football really odd. It manages to be much more accessible and fan friendly than the English game, while feeling vastly more corporate. Suppose it’s indicative of the different ways in which the game has been ran in England and Germany. Over there you’ve got a sport in which fans are much more in control and stakes feel a lot lower. Here you’ve got the richest league in the world and everything that brings, rubbing up against the remains of 70s/80s terrace culture and the institutional distrust of ‘the fan’ which keeps that spirit alive.

That’s just German football. Really bizarre when a team is getting absolutely pumped and their ultras are still going for it.

He’ll have deleted it when he realised how messy things could get for him IMO. Bet the poor lad is sat in his mam’s box room absolutely shitting himself.

Probably discovered the punishment in Saudi for falsely accusing someone of adultery is flogging.

The sick disgusting bastard.

Maybe he’s had a chat with our chairman and decided to take a second wife

Can’t imagine the odds were long enough to make it worth it.

Those ‘famous European nights at Anfield’ aren’t going to be quite the same when they’re playing Cukaricki, Lugano and Qarabag.

Are United Utilities putting something in the water around Merseyside?

Fancy us to get a result even if we play the reserves.

Genuinely believe he’s coming off out of embarrassment rather than anything else. He barely got touched.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/may/23/pgmol-set-to-reject-liverpools-complaints-and-back-officials I don’t think the PGMOL can actually tell a club to fuck off, but this is pretty close.

We’ll wallop them. Classic end of the season performance under no pressure.

Can we get rid of realistic from the title? Seems redundant now.

Any excuse to post this. https://twitter.com/fistedaway/status/1234197807814369280?s=20

Every time you think they can’t top what has gone before they manage it. Absolutely breathtaking tonight. Genuinely took me aback a bit.

I’ve just realised going to need to find something else to go to bed worrying about.

My fucking heart

Good for you. I’ve got shit in my pants.

ESPN have been tracking VAR decisions this season, identifying the teams who have benefited the most. I’ll give you one guess as to which team tops the table for most points gained from VAR.

Two matches in a row wasn’t it? The same poem