christ

Not at all. He led the press brilliantly.

Missing our first choice centre back and striker too

Assume Lascelles will find it in his back pocket later on.

These French lads are shit.

You know absolutely fuck all about how to develop young footballers though.

Did Aaron Hughes buck your lass or something?

Pop her tyres. That’ll learn her.

Never a red.

Go North East are on strike so there are no buses to catch.

It’s not a question

Pep the fraud

He clearly hasn’t spoken to Don Goodman

Future’s bright then.

I wasn’t far off.

Some elaborate Weekend at Bernie’s shit going on. He’s dead as fuck.

Based on the commentator reaction I think Isak’s dead.

So you’re saying he’s National League standard and will never amount to anything? Ok.

Don Goodman doing that thing again where he thinks of an opinion and then repeats it for 10 minutes straight. I mean, he’s not wrong but shut the fuck up eh?

It’s going to be mint when he turns in a MOTM performance.

Stones plays for City mate

Here for the start of the Paul Dummett Indian summer.

It genuinely gets on my tits.

But our piss poor xG…

No it doesn’t. It’s the behaviour of a wrong’un. Pack it in.

Just FYI betting odds is only marginally above xG in daft stats only absolute weirdos with zero life give a toss about.