Alan Pardew

Hull going into the playoffs as it stands. I once head butted one of their players. We still won.

Should I apply for the Burnley gig?

Haaland Guimaraes

Jackson coming on. Your striker for the next season lads. You have my sympathies.

Young Eddie got a 1-1 draw here. Would’ve won it if that Barnes had put on his shooting boots.

Interesting how the lad that relegated Burnley was brought in to win the CL for those Germans. Seems like his tactics are to just steamroll farmer teams with his offensive players. been completely found out tonight.

That Neuer is finished.

That Luis Diaz is so good at driving the ball forward. Always playing on the front foot. Madness by Liverpool to let him go. He’s the type of player Young Eddie needs. Not the dross he’s brought in this season.

That Adam Elanga is tragic.

Him wearing any kind of football boots should be illegal. Would struggle in League Two.

Young Eddie should buy that Gibbs-White.

YYYYYYYEEESSSS LADS. Got us 5th!

I got a red for that.

Goal

Tragic footballer. Young Eddie spent two seasons trying to sign him. Baffling.

Osula League Two striker in a few seasons.

Get Trippier on. Livramento crosses are Sunday league football quality.

Very impressed with the PSG goalkeeper. Great saves and what a ball that was just now. I bet you Young Eddie wishes he had someone like him in goal instead of that Ramsdale and the crayon eater.

Couldn’t blow his whistle any faster the cunt.

Eddie has lost the plot.

Soft but that Botman is proper shite.

YYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSS LADS.

The King will take any job in the prem or the Championship yes.

5 years since the Arabs come in and you lot still got that League One clogger Murphy starting games.