MrRaspberryJam

Whipped in across the goal mouth?

I rarely feel confident. I always feel like Newcastle will do a Newcastle and shoot themselves in the foot in our winnable games. Everytime I've not been confident we've ended up pissing the games quite comfortably.

Their XI looks garbage. Quietly confident so 1-1 it is.

Stuart Foot?

No wonder he's looked shaky whenever he's been in goal. Won't get far wearing gardening gloves

God https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-11386917/In-form-Callum-Wilson-place-Englands-World-Cup-squad-mind.html

Ha! Well at least I wouldn't be one of those helmets swilling my beer in the air if I did!

Course I wouldn't be pissed off! It would be typical, though!

I'd be pissed off considering he's never looked a goal threat for us!

It wasn't Lee it was the other one

Mad, you were right: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/1633332.stm "Craig Bellamy was the star as Newcastle moved into third in the Premiership with a comfortable win over leaders Aston Villa."

Rob Lee with a Paul Scholes-esque assist for the 2nd.

Wrong, it was Rob Elliott.

Rob Lee with a Bruno-esque assist for Bellamy's opener.

21 years (ffs!) since Shearer's volley v. Villa. Enjoyed reading SBR's enthusiasm in his post-match interview: https://www.nufc.com/html/2001-02html/2001-11-03villa-h.html

Just been checking the history, didn't realise Dyer got in the 02-03 Team of the Year. Not surprised Shearer got in it. Didn't realise Given got in 05-06 either.

Coloccini I think, year we finished 5th

Once he's gone it's like he no longer exists.

Start Murphy and get ASM & Shelvey up to speed vs. Palace.

Spanking Eddie Howes Bournemouth 4-1!

Tuck it in, only because our strips were huge.

The use of that smiley man.

Man Utd fans did it last season for sure.

Alright don't get coarse!

Nothing wrong with Targett, he's just unfortunate that our defence is looking solid currently so it'll be hard for him to get back in for now.