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Barnes LW? Smashing news.

We should only sell him at £150 million plus and even then, if we're being particularly vindictive to the little prick, not to Liverpool.

Only two keepers on the bench? Shit we need to drop the striker targets and go full steam on more keepers.

The resources being used to find this arseholes replacement when we're still gasping for a CB/CM. Fucks sake. Norway > Sweden, bring Ronny Johnsen home.

Think he fits City as a Kovacic replacement. Then we sign Gallagher as Tonali's replacement and the last vestiges of hope we have are eroded into dust. Then Gordon requests a transfer after playing up front all season and scoring 0 goals before Botman's knees explode and we replace him with Ben Mee.

City to replace Kovacic next season.

What's Bentaleb and Lazaro up to these days?

Not me who said that but all bets are off now given the cartel dominance. I expect we'll find it really difficult to keep any top player now the cracks have been opened by this Isak saga and the window dealings overall. We've been put firmly back in our box this window and we're also part way responsible which is the harder pill to swallow.

Tino and Hall aren't sticking around either if the cartel come sniffing (which they will as they're both class).

Jackson's decent to good, not the worst we can do re: replacing Isak, but he's a dopey cunt and it's giving Chelsea too much scrilla. Calvert-Lewin on a free though...

This cunt get sparked out at the training ground then? Left in his untaxed car with a new shiner courtesy of henchman Linton?

Next man up at CM currently.

Jamie Reuben is functionally useless and the elder Ruben's call him thicko behind his back. Andy Howe is 13 years old. Yasir is a MAGA golf nonce. We're fucked.

Calvert-Lewin, McGinm, Michael Keane. Get it done Andy Howe. Now.

Most when he was at Leeds though surely?

That's a regular international player? Thiaw's hardly Hummels but he was deemed of a standard to play for Germany, i.e., not reprehensibly shite.

We wanted signings early and could've had this guy for £20 million a month ago. Top work.

Not sure squad can cope with losing a goalkeeper.

Looking forward to Tonali, Gordon and Tino all agitating for a move after the pissballing of these transfer windows at the same time. Next summer is looking tasty...

Champions League-tastic!

#PIFOUT

Can't disagree with most of that, but I do feel there's more talent out there that Howe can work with that we've either not been interested in or completely missed the boat on in favour of pursuing dead ends, whether it's being gazumped by cartel or trying to tap up players who don't want to come at all.

So do I, but I believe there's more than 5 of them in world football.

Package deal with Isak for £120 million.