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Jude-esque dive from Jobe there.

Both of these are absolutely fucked if they come up.

Can't wait for the insipid garbage they trot out when describing the aesthetic choices. We picked a slice of green around the curved edge to denote the Tyne Bridge while the brown evokes feelings of rust (nothing Saudi related honest)...

Can't wait for a green badge.

I guess he didn't displace Hall as our starting LB after all...

This should be a criminal offence (by Adidas, not you KI).

Pulis' Stoke win that.

I'll settle for 4-0 and CL then. 9-0 PSG tonight please. Saka to us in summer for his Dad.

We can go higher than 5 surely?

My goodness. I'm disgusted. How awful.

Surprising to see Ayoze not getting booed for existing tbh, goals or not.

Front's alright, the stripe design is a minor twist and inoffensive, the back is an abomination and we need to get that Adidas combover man in to fix it. Should replace "Howay the Lads" with "Enjoy the Game", "Crocodile Shoes" or "Pump It Up" to ramp up the cringe.

Hate Brighton, point is decent, fuck Van Hecke.

Saving a point subs.

They've had like 3 shots mate.

Mackem.

Look at Verbruggen the little arse wipe. Fuck off.

What the fuck do VAR need to check here...

Deserves the punishment for the dive, no time for that shite.

Very much winnable still, they've offered nothing outside their goal really, final third is where we're losing this, making line splitting passes and not taking advantage of them. Need to cut some of the complacency in possession as well, Tonali/Bruno in particular.

Tonali learnt that from Lloyd Kelly.

Good play from Willock, that 40-50 yard drive at pace, shame about his finishing.

Brighton playing like Rodgers era Swansea here.

Not a true performance if Willock doesn't slip and fall on his arse early doors.