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If the Concrete Shaggers want to be a permanent billboard for Sports Direct, all power to them.

Konsa was near tears in his post match interview. Could go either way but would have preferred the soul sapping loss after extra time.

Mad Burnsie McMad.

Get the fucking drummer back on.

Nah nah, nah nah nah nah, eyyyyy PSG

Scottish Lewk Onion.

Bru?

Stealing paperclips. Jim wasn’t having it.

Still has twisted blood the way Ginola turned him inside and out.

PSG fans banging out the Adam Johnson Paedophile song on the drums.

More drums please. Its mesmerising.

Gashford gave it away needlessly at the other end.

Sterling work chap, absolutely fantastic critters and you just don’t see them enough any more where I am.

Wish it pecked his eyes oot.

@Groundhog63 is our authority on all things hedgehog. N-O’s very own Chris Packham.

Gut feel is 8 points from Chelsea, Ipswich, Villa and Palace will be enough to get us over the line. Means we only need 2 or 3 points from the other 3 games.

Only thing in Villa’s favour is that with Malen, Asensio and Rashford all landing in January they’ve really given themselves rotation options up front to manage that fatigue.

Ayoze Minteh 2.0

Romano 🚨🤮🚨

A deluge of Dorgu’s coming their way.

Carragher is a complete tool, his dismissal of us in pre season predictions was hilarious. Both him and Neville look a set of shoddy pundits. Might as well just roll out Merson.

How do the playoffs work with 6 teams? Presumably single leg, York and FGR given a bye, 4 v 8, 5 v 6, 4 and 5 at home. Winners of each then away to York and FGR.

Wish our overlords would stop bailing out these profligate fuckwit competitors of ours. First Chelsea and now your lot.

To be fair Mount was probably more concerned with his body not tearing apart and bits dropping off than keeping up with our thoroughbred Italian Stallion. Like putting a Blackpool Pleasure Beach donkey up against a Grand National winner.