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Is it not just a Davey Gate snide? If not, he’s a stupid cunt.

Can’t believe the damage this self absorbed cretin has done to pre season. Fucking melt.

My worry is we’ll get absolutely sodomised by Porto trying to get Samu, with no guarantee he’ll score in the PL. Jackson at least knows the league and has already hit double figures.

Yep, I’d take the punt for £50m.

Watching the mackems’ last Starboy Jack Clarke getting hauled off without having a meaningful kick. Absolutely dogshit.

Exactly that.

Fun is forbidden until we get Wissa through the door. No Yoane, No Party.

Yep but if he told me we were signing player x, I know we’d be signing player y. Guy is Burnsie level.

It’s Graeme Bailey. It’s all made up.

Ok JD Vance.

No tip for you pal.

Slavver all over them.

Denied?

Anything that digs out the Farfalle Fondler is good with me 👍🏻

Baller, bagsman and shagsman all in one.

Alls gone chicken oriental this afternoon.

I’ve got my Ssssssssamu the Snake flag lined up ready for it. Retiring the Alexander the Snake one.

Get thrashing Big Yo.

Fuck you @Joelinton7

I like our new approach of bidding for four strikers simultaneously to smoke out the remaining Cartel interest.

@bobbydazzla dropping journo banger lines 🔥