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Cracking weather for his garden leave, he’ll be popping open a few Red Stripe’s, Bob Marley playing on the Bose and doing sweet fuck all.

He’ll allow them to bend him over and do him tenderly, some Luther Vandross playing in the background on a bed of rose petals. Loves being a cartel cuck does Parish.

Luke right now.

Everything’s grand. Just a light hearted reflection on the waiting for the first one through the door.

Meanwhile at Little Benton, the NUFC transfer committee starts to assemble;”:

Same Douglas article as yesterday. Recycling old bait.

£45m would take a punt.

Fuck them the fucking cunts.

Actually think that’s relatively balanced. Having all the ducks in a row on the stadium is sensible rather than make an announcement and have to row it back. Appears confident on Pedro.

I don’t think the annals of NUFC history will be good to Mitchell.

Let’s see what financial shenanigans the broke cunts pull in order to buy/register him.

Don’t worry about that ceiling Jurgen. FSG, the Kroenke’s (not the Krankies) and the Glazers fixed it for us with reinforced titanium. And pulled the ladder up whilst they were at it.

Morning to you too Hog, not feeling the need for people to be allowed an alternative view? The comment is more in relation to squaring off the club’s constant briefing about the “Saudi Tax” and stated desire to build a squad, with simultaneously shopping heavily in the £60m Harrods league of transfer pools. I back Eddie to get it right with the players he does bring in but I do have a fear that unless we’re *slightly* more creative with squad strengthening, we’re going to run out of puff in December / January again like 23/24 due to spinning the budget wholly on 2-3 players. Plenty of time in the window yet and hopefully they’ll pull some £25m overseas league wonders out the bag to be the next Bruno’s and Big Joe’s. P.s - snapped one of your pals this morning on the dog walk - first I’ve seen down this way that hasn’t been mullered on a road:

Changed it for you.

1. Akliouche 2. Kudus 3. Elanga I think the signing probability is the reverse.

Makes sense. Very vanilla and can’t see us going for Prestianni, far too much of a gamble and, at 5ft5 doesn’t exactly fit the Howe athletic profile.

Absolute Chelsea shill. Zero integrity and a Primark Tyler Durden, trying to splice shit into his broadcast: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1221150/Suspended-The-naked-sports-broadcaster-suspected-Radio-5-Live-f-word-sabotage.html

Wolves starting to spend the Cunha and Ait-Nourhi wedge: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c5yg3d184ndo

Jammies or no jammies?

Swap deal for Trafford with Popey, this lad as deputy.

Kuhn Army.

That’s the badger. Is he any closer to being a regular starter for them? Was seen as the great local hope by all accounts.

Who was the 16 year old forward that tore our Academy side to bits in the UEFA Youth League? He’d be the one.

What’s the running order on the releases? Is it the Saudi top next or the 97/98 themes one?