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Fraud is maybe a bit far but the engine behind it all is the data analysis tooling and methodology that exists in the scouting department, the modern equivalent of the old fashioned gadgie in a tatty Umbro jacket smoking a Woodbine and unearthing the next talent out of Barnet or Macclesfield.

Cheers Dan.

The weird African and Asian contingent on Twitter are part of the reason to avoid it. Seem to have latched on to Chelsea, Arsenal and Man Utd.

Expect the Nation’s Darlings to ramp up the “poor us” schtick via their web of client journalists. Same type of vermin tactics as the Liverpool Red Shirts.

Exactly this. We’re in 7th with a stack of teams a point or two back and Arsenal to play next. We could conceivably be 10th by the time we play Wolves. It’s been a draining season, very little consistency (other than an injury a game). I’m excited about the cup but the league is crawling to a standstill.

Smith-Rowe still being linked by those melts at Football Insider.

Genuinely want this season and the grind of rotating 14 half fit or knackered players to fuck off now. Summer brings new faces, a jazzy new set of Adidas kits and no Jurgen Klopp wankfest.

Shearer signs for Man Utd in 96 and our attempts to win the league get even harder with Scholes, Beckham and co all starting to bed into their side. Yep, especially Flowers.

Schar saying he’s alright, phew.

1-1, typical NUFC v Bournemouth nothingfest.

God bless you @Froggy, the ultimate WUM! As a package Alan Smith’s £21m isn’t quite as offensive as Michael Owen’s robbery without violence but at least Owen scored some goals.

Mehrdad as Dr Strange?

Spitter and a shitter anarl.

Great call. Between that and multi club ownership, it’s a complete racket.

Echo the sentiment of the tweeter. Always up for a laugh at Sunderland but not when some London-centric cunt is so dismissive. “This is not where I live, at all”. Stuck up wanker, have the misfortune of spending 3 days a week in her beloved London and, if work wasn’t an issue, would much prefer to be walking the beaches or Seaburn and Seaham than trudging round the soulless steel and concrete mass that is Canary Wharf, the majority decrepit Tube system, scruffy rubbish filled streets around Marylebone, Soho and the West End. Unfortunately the weighting of the industry I work in means you have to suffer it but I miss the people of back home everyday.

Carpet Head at Augsburg? Lamps at Sturm Graz? Dyche mixing it up at Greuther Furth?

Ouch. 218/35 = an average of over 6 games missed each in an 18 player group.

Steve Shitebag Parrish not just “shooting Bambi” as Freddie Shepherd once said but stabbing Bambi repeatedly with a blunt knife, kicking his head in, gouging out his entrails and eating them raw.

Possibly flog him to Southampton.

Blame Ashworth the cunt.

Like that part in Animal Farm (the clean version not the mucky one) where they send Boxer the much loved horse to be melted doon. Heartbreaking but it’s his time.

Rank decision. Refuse to buy both sports packages for Sky and TNT so yet another competition that goes behind the paywall.

Seems a huge missed opportunity. Could have been spectacular there if done well, with plenty of scope to make it the 2030 focused stadium that will be the envy of pretty much every club bar Real Madrid or Spurs.