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KingKFCTurboToucher

https://youtu.be/46GjdRj0Lrk?si=ttWzv06u-YvPCTsx Hypersonic missiles from that left peg.

A fellow member of the Laurent Berb fan club. Doff my cap to you sir.

Dewa Leypa

Him and the Uzbek lad. Absolute shitbags using the purchase and park approach. Them and Chelsea are football AIDS.

“Chris Waugh’s Deal Shit”.

7 year deal. Classic.

Meanwhile those with the baked in PSR advantage make hay. Poor, downtrodden, ceiling constrained Lilpool casually dropping £240m with the £115m record signing, goalkeeper, right back and left back.

They’ve been Parished.

Dear fucking god. Metric name: Lube use when scuttling KRI: Red status = >1 instance of no lube. Rationale: Vag is drier than the Sahara due to Jake’s limp patter.

Now he’s never going to dance again…

Seung-Lloyd Targett

Bitchell won’t have owt to do with it. This is Stevie Nick’s world, check out the name tag.

If he’s a crock we’ve spent 50 million euros on one as that’s what Atalanta are asking for.

Lee Ryder says

Like reading Hitler on a hit of Pervatin. Rantings of a madman.

He missed 65 games in 4 seasons- add up the games missed on that injury report.

65 games in 4 seasons.

Gluten tag Max Weiß; Auf wiedersehen Herr Trafford. JaJaJaJaJa

Diaby 2.0.

Big Willy off to the beach.

Hopefully. Theoretically keeps Boehly’s sweaty palms off Joao Pedro but, knowing the way his degenerate Rent Boys operate, it’s no guarantee. Wayland-Muani.

Aragorn - Frodo vibes.