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Gluten tag Max Weiß; Auf wiedersehen Herr Trafford. JaJaJaJaJa

Diaby 2.0.

Big Willy off to the beach.

Hopefully. Theoretically keeps Boehly’s sweaty palms off Joao Pedro but, knowing the way his degenerate Rent Boys operate, it’s no guarantee. Wayland-Muani.

Aragorn - Frodo vibes.

And Jo missed that absolute sitter to make it 1-1.

Absolutely lifting. Went to Scunthorpe away and I swear half the fans in the crowd would have done a better shift than him.

On transfer rumours, fuck me the whole of the North East media is doomed. Chronicle, Shields Gazette - absolutely lifting. Gone are the days you used to get the breaking news on the back page.

Rudoni?

Palace signed the next Eze, Romain Esse. Hackney from Boro possibly for depth.

Apologies £21m. £6m fee plus £3m a year in wages for 5 years (£5m).

£30m for the pleasure.

Underrated post. Can’t believe no one has commented.

Channel 4.

https://onefootball.com/en/news/newcastle-united-sporting-director-flies-into-instanbul-in-pursuit-of-yilmaz-report-39845677

Similar to Vennegor of Hesselink’s bairn for the U19s. Like a fucking cloning machine, stringy beanpole goalscorer.

Goal Sundowns. 1-0 v Dortmund.

Chelsea bound. Not even taking the piss either.

We can safely rule this cunt out for future rumours. Absolute paedo.

It’s an amazing idea but the purity of principle has been completely hijacked by avaricious shits like Infantino and his cronies and grim cunts like Perez and Laporta. Hence Inter Miami’s completely bent inclusion.

Weyland-Yuchelsea getting a well deserved humping.

England u19s on iPlayer vs the Netherlands. Feeling very old seeing Jan Vennegor of Hesselink’s kid playing for the Dutch.

Coupled with the need to get stuff signed off by PIF means we’re one of the least agile back office teams in the PL.

ITK = In the KillMeNowClub with those two nuggets of intel at the end. £30m for the privilege of Alan Smith meandering around the pitch for 5 years.