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Rank decision. Refuse to buy both sports packages for Sky and TNT so yet another competition that goes behind the paywall.

Seems a huge missed opportunity. Could have been spectacular there if done well, with plenty of scope to make it the 2030 focused stadium that will be the envy of pretty much every club bar Real Madrid or Spurs.

Sky Sports Paully.

Edwards sniffing his bike seat.

https://www.onehealthcare.co.uk/treatments/pectoralis-major-repair-surgery/#:~:text=Treatment of Pectoralis Injury&text=In extreme cases with severe,before full strength is returned. If equivalent to this, it’s a season ender and probably the end of his NUFC career. Man of Glass.

Impending No Hope tweet saying he’s out until May.

Package deal alongside Hayden and Fraser?

Lafrauda

Basically a parable of Big Cal’s career.

Of course it is. The Wilson-Isak boom-bust cycle continues. Thank god Barnes is back to at least give us an option, Anderson and Willock joining him can’t come quick enough so we can potentially use Gordon to take the pressure off Isak having to play 90 mins each game immediately. Could that tussle against Forest be the last time we see him if it’s a torn muscle?

Also the usual Man Utd client journalists dripping moist over this.

Absolute scent of desperation from the Catalan cunts. They owe him something obscene like €35m in historic and current loyalty bonuses and are too skint to pay it. Him, Christensen and Raphina being consistently linked with a fire sale.

Transfer outsiders. Dirty little voyeurs staring through the transfer inner sanctum window with the look of shame and stench of desperation.

Probably. Just looked at the London Evening Standard in December and they said: That clause will be activated based on appearances and other performance-related factors, but has yet to be met. Since then Hall has played an additional 23 minutes across 8 more games. 268 minutes in total so far, so less than 3 full games out of a potential of 3150 mins (plus conservatively at least another 180 mins added time).

There’s got to be an ‘out’ that we’re consciously aiming for. I know someone mentioned not being relegated as the trigger but we’ve had players limping about and the game gone and still not used him as a warm body.

Bet the Holmesdale Hipsters will be braying themselves off at the thought of being able to up their “pretend Bundesliga” schtick. A further influx of gentrified Brixton bellends wearing black hoodies, some turtlenecks and repurposing FC St Pauli songs.

Use of the Carnival de Paris song to result in automatic relegation.

Bound for Brentford like Hickey no doubt.

- Chris Sutton beaten with cudgels as half time entertainment at each PL ground twice per season

1) Ban US owners from U.K. club ownership. That cuts the heads off the capitalism hydra, the absolute weasel shite bags that they are. 2) Some form of ringfenced escrow to cover commitments beyond a cap. 3) Disband the PL and reintegrate into the overall pyramid. You’re not more important, you’re just currently more successful. 1930s Huddersfield and Sunderland would have been big dogs at the time but now carry no sway at all. 4) Significant efforts to weed out excessive influence from the Sinister Six. The ESL showed they only have their own interests in mind so they should be no where near being allowed to determine these for the rest of the English football pyramid. No more pre-screening candidates etc. 5) Move away from Sky Sports, the cosy arseholes they are. They’ve shown they’re just as good embedded into the Sinister Six as you can be. Their experts are either no nowt frauds like that Kaveh or too blinded by club loyalties like Neville and Carragher. Plus that mackem cunt is now a lead presenter.

England in a nutshell, full stop, not just football. We’re so shortsighted in terms of our approach to infrastructure that it’s painful to witness.

Session/hangover says a hard no to that.

Juicy Dave and the Sky PED Cycling Squad.

Didn’t we pay substantial compo for him? Whatever we paid, I’d want double from those cunts.