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Think he’ll be either Kane’s replacement or be Arsenal’s attempt to get the missing cog they haven’t succeeded in buying in Gabriel Jesus and Havertz.

Kelly is a sensible signing. Billing an uninspiring one.

Haven’t the mackems got a really tough run of games around the corner? March is a tough month for them with Norwich, Cardiff and Southampton away and Leicester at home. April is Leeds, WBA and Wa Watford all away.

Quite interesting stat popped up when talking about Vicario:

Has Eddie beaten Bournemouth in the league yet? Would be a nice time to not do his old club a favour…

Pete O’Rank patter isn’t.

Great to see Craig Hope mudded by Gordon playing. Bloke is becoming a real pain in the arse with his negativity.

Can you summarise - I refuse to watch the human ham shank that is Morgan.

Classic Emptyhad Stadium on MoTD.

He’s one we’re going to have to farm out on loan and hope he plays well to clear off the books. He was the right player at the right time but we’ve now got loftier aims and he’s just not kicked on due to injury to show he can progress with the club.

Same. Guehi, Pedro and Konsa.

West Brom Swansea Norwich Southampton QPR Sunderland Reading Wigan Stoke All these clubs got a say on it. Nice we’re living with the ramifications of Wigan and Reading’s choices, clubs who have had 39 points deducted between them since FFP came in.

Agree with his point on the voting - think it was 9 of the 20 clubs who voted for FFP aren’t even in the PL now.

Capable manager bounce, I rate Eustace. Hopefully he sacks it off and focuses on their relegation battle.

To emphasise that, since we made his loan permanent, he’s played less than 1,000 minutes despite us having played 80 games in that time. Of those 80 he’s missed 11 with a heel injury, 19 with a hamstring and 2 with a horse kiss spinal injury.

Absolutely felt the right signing at the time but now a complete dud, particularly with the wages he’s allegedly on. Nouveau bomb squad.

Stupid cunts clicking Save not Submit deserve what they get.

Can the Freak.

I don’t think he’s mad enough to walk into the Venky’s funhouse.

Tomm-inated his contract.

Highlight of the translation:

Man U all over him apparently.

MM: “Alex doesn’t own the company” Other person: “But his family have an interest” MM:

A novel idea. I’d suggest for posterity we move the rubble to Beamish and rebuild it in full, brick by motherfucking brick.

Goodbye England’s rose ?