Nucasol

“It was Achraf Hakimi…” 😂

At this point “Big Meeks” is a parody. More irritating than thrush.

Start helping with the prep for the next owners by ripping Woodison to pieces.

Paging number 4, come in number 4…

Dear fucking god. Best thing that could have happened was an electrocution to spare him and everyone else the cringe.

Arteta coming out with more and more of his shite about should being champions, should have gone through etc. Nowhere close to shifting the bridesmaid tag.

Fulham 2-1 Everton Ipswich 1-2 Brentford Southampton 1-4 Man City Wolves 2-2 Brighton Bournemouth 1-1 Villa Newcastle 2-1 Chelsea Man United 2-1 West Ham Forest 3-1 Leicester Spurs 1-2 Palace Liverpool 2-1 Arsenal

Pep will grind that creativity out of him, one rondo after another.

“I was shaving my arse and got too close to the hoop. What do I do? I…”

Especially not when Odd Todd comes strutting round with his Boehly Billions.

Bahahahahahaha! I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

Big fan of Tattenhoe Valley Park. Canny dog walk in the summer. Also near to the Tim Horton’s by the Morrisons.

Eze is a decent PL player, no more, no less. Olise was better than him and was the one who got the bigger move.

Only famous red balloon that matters. Are MK Dongs styling themselves on a kid-killing noncey clown?

Not a good look regardless of tinfoil hatting. Imagine the Scousers rage if the equivalent turned up with a Man Utd one for one of their big games. Victim crusade would be off the Richter Scale.

Body blow for the gravalax and cheeseboard eating Tory top flight terrorisers.

Think it’s 50% off on JD.

Julio Enciso -> Julian Ensico Perves Estupinian -> Pervert Epustinaia

Cartel Six fluffer and data & analytics nonce to give him his full nom de plume.

Should be Labia for that bunch of cunts.

Presuming we’re all here for Lloyd Kelly? Big game for L.Kellz this weekend against Lazio. Don’t lose and they’re a shoo-in for Europe.

To be fair he barely played yesterday…

Meanwhile we can’t spend the gazillions we have.