Nucasol

This one sounds very personal.

“I’ll have the Ernst Rohm trim please Herr Barber…”

🤢🤮

Shittins?

Cold Farmer at the moment.

Slightly more sceptical. Had the move to Chelsea early on and was back home in a year. Wondering if he travels worse than pease pudding.

Alexander Lukaku.

He could crawl over vinegar soaked broken glass all the way back from Merseyside whilst whipping himself with a knotted flail and I still wouldn’t want the cunt anywhere near Tyneside. He hobbled this season before it started and the mess he instigated resulted in signings that could hamper us for years.

Good article on ex-NUFC target Tyler Dibling and his disappearance since joining Everton. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cn5pz1d5432o

There’s no coming back from the way he carried on. Similarly, his wage profile is way out of our reach now and his fitness doesn’t justify resigning him.

0.00 xG is some special work.

A Tyrone Minging half from the Vile. Sort it out Count Fuckula.

Gone off a cliff edge second half of the season.

Would love to see Villa’s pass completion numbers. Every time I look up someone is passing it straight to a Spurs player.

Elanga levels of turd.

Villa haven’t even turned up here.

Popey had the mobility of Tinman from The Wizard of Oz.

SBR lost his first SJP derby against them. Then went and won pretty much most of the rest.

Ekitike, Salah or Isak?

Lammens looks good. Same with Roefs at the mackems. Shows a decent keeper doesn’t have to cost a bomb.

The Victims look a right pack of cowards, there’s a few can’t wait to get off the pitch here. From mentality monsters to midgets.

Who are the two coming down? With the backing they get they should be going up.

£35m of pure nothing.