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Bastards. Mac Allister levels of poaching that.

Was a huge fan of the 02/03 away kit - love the fact you’ve got it in the stash above:

I had 5 transfers stockpiled for one of them and loads of players in already so never used them.

Got both my wildcard and free hit to play for the last two weeks.

Got it with Tino on the back. Cunt left before he ever wore it I think!

Probably not the personal branding she was looking for…

Someone fire up the AI. Brexit Jim overseeing a sausage sizzle.

Never. All in for 2nd place and then he can bin the absolute meaningless shite off that is Sweden’s qualifiers. Get Gyokores to do the lifting given he’s been farmers leaguing all season.

Exact lookalike of the stringy Irish mess.

Waugh has taken some of the bad Chronicle habits with him (“5 things we learned about…”). Between him and Mark Douglas at The i Paper there’s barely a nugget of new material between them.

Chris Waugh’s Reheated Waffle Sounds like the name of America or Canada’s worst roadside diner.

Mag behaviour marra.

Villa 4-0 Spurs Chelsea 3-1 Man United Everton 2-0 Southampton West Ham 1-1 Forest Brentford 2-1 Fulham Leicester 2-1 Ipswich Arsenal 1-1 Newcastle Brighton 2-1 Liverpool Palace 1-2 Wolves Man City 2-1 Bournemouth

Front 6 of: Saka-Odegaard-Partey-Skelly-Zinchenko Martinelli Presuming Trossard is out with a hamstring injury.

Siem de Lung?

Wembo tickets and shirt colour selection threads already up marra, nowt like taking it for granted:

To be fair, even their own fans are calling some of their posters morons on this stuff.

https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/arsenal-fc-injury-update-rice-timber-trossard-latest-return-dates-b1227126.html Rice - Hamstring Trossard - Hamstring Jorginho - Lung Timber - Groin (most likely to be fit)

Will be some regen. Bukayo Lewis-Nketiah, or such like.

Agree. Unless there are a couple of stellar youngsters to come through to bolster the rotation options, we’ll go through peaks and troughs like the 23/24 season. Hopeful that we get some minutes from the Shahar, Sanusi and Alabi’s of this world. Presumably a nicer cup draw or two would help.

Nonna?

He’ll have been juiced to the gills.

So that just about offsets the adidas and merit money parts. Just the £45m loss of Europe money to save now. Presuming that’s Mainoo or Garnacho sold to cover the balance.

Given Ratcliffe’s pleading of poverty, onerous legacy contracts and £30m drop off in league position merit money this season, plus adidas being able to pay them less sponsorship money for failing to make the CL I’m all for seeing these arrogant dickheads brought down a peg or two and brought out of their media fluffing bubble into cold hard reality. Plus @leffe186 isn’t anywhere near the despicable wind up merchant as@Froggy is! Last season they made £37m in merit payments from U.K. and International. This season 16th would net them £14m and 17th £11.3m. By contrast we got £39.4m and could go up to either £53.5m for 2nd. No CL would see them drop the c.€50m they’ve earned in the EL for reaching the final with no European revenue coming in. That’s another chunky drop off. Then reduced payments from adidas - £10m a season deductible for not being in the CL. Brexit Jim will have to find a lot of dinner ladies and stewards to sack to make up that shortfall.