Nucasol

How many yellows for these hacky cunts?

First touch is currently a tackle.

Limp body in the middle of the pitch, nothing else.

Very disappointing tonight. Now comfortably down to 6th choice in midfield.

Back to the good old Burberryham days of 2003/4.

Mike Willumsson on for them.

Miley breaking the lad’s leg has at least allowed Eddie some in game coaching time. Lots of communication with several players.

He was holding his groin for about 2 mins before and grimacing, not convinced it was planned.

Hope that’s nothing bad for BDB.

Rumpole of the Bailey

That player “Kane (pen)” doing it again for Bayern.

Classic Old Trafford decision. One of the few times you’re grateful for VAR when you see the officials reverting back to the 90s/00s norm at Old Trafford and Anfield.

I had the OG with Tino on. He fucked off back to Parma not long after I bought it.

Dan Neil, makes the mackems squeal.

They divvent like the gays marra.

Adam Wharton linked to Man Utd but our name thrown in the mix. Get to fuck dealing with Dobby the Palace chairman again.

Sol Kaneball.

Best result of their season tonight with Liverpool winning.

Rascal.

Pushes Hall into midfield and goes Dan Burn at left back.

Justin Kluivert linked in the event Isak leaves. Guehi linked to us and Spurs. More transfer rumours the day after deadline day than actually in the window!

They’re well clear now, no chance that happening with the shite beneath them.

To be fair to the mackems, that’ll be £10m in their coffers. They are selling well between Ross Stewart, Jack Clarke and now Watson.

Definitely played way too many games.