Nucasol

The Italians continuing to hit hard truths:

Flaky skin and hamstrings like supernoodles. Kid is giving Siem de Jong a run for his money in the bizarre injuries stakes.

Just remember him with a Batman mask on at the Xmas party. His biggest contribution was being a wingman to the Brat Pack and his wife giving it the “Do you know who I am?” spiel in Kingston Park Tesco.

The Beasts are such chokers. They’ll fold against Coventry.

Dorkgoo. Absolute joker, another Serie A misfit like the spotted dick Hoijlund.

Started from higher base but they’ve navigated L1/L2 better than Salford FC.

In the worst case. Couple of others he was comfortably out of his box when he launched it. Linesman is obviously up with the last defender, so a way up the field and not in line, but was driving me mad!

Arsenal getting through the CL semis and wrapping players in cotton wool ahead of the final is more important. Means we can up the intensity against them and they’ll bottle it again.

Reggie Le Bris is now Veggie Le Piss.

The most important thing marra. Let’s not be worried about titles, European competitions and domestic cups when not getting beat twice by the same team is the high watermark and ultimate sign of an elite team.

Gavilán and Fumaca too. Mick Wadsworth’s scouting network was grade A wank. Genuinely a rogue’s gallery with one or two eventual decent ones who we made no money from. Bobby’s signings 1999-January 2001: Helder (loan) Sparrowhawk Gavilan Lucas Cominelli Gallagher Cripple Carl Cort Broken Biscuits Bassedas Wolfman Cordone LuaLua Any Any Andy O’B “Colonel” Clarence Acuna Quanne Winn Fumaca Pablo Bonvin Olly Bernard

Wasn’t there yesterday but I watched it on the USA Network stream. Along with the snideness from Enciso, who should have been sent off, and the Primark Ryan Yates that was Morsi, my biggest gripe was how far Palmer was carrying kicks from hand outside the box. At one point he was past the ‘D’ in his motion and still hadn’t released. Should have been a yellow and a free kick for us but yet another blind eye turned.

That would be perfect. Shahar shadowing Tripps and Tino for a season, possibly a LC match or three and some games against the relegation fodder at home.

We need to beat them next weekend, purely as any white cunt that dresses like Kanye West is an obvious menace to society.

The most important thing marra. Let’s not be worried about titles, European competitions and domestic cups when not getting beat twice by the same team is the high watermark and ultimate sign of an elite team.

Hoping he gives the post-season Sweden games a swerve. Leave them to Gyokeres.

Most relaxed I’d ever been watching us that second half.

Big Willy! Rather be taking the punt on him than the tinman.

Both Garner and Mykolenko with precision guided floats straight into Sanchez’s gloves every time.

Everton with about as much bite as a toothless chihuahua.

Another imaginary award, much like the coveted North East Top Dogs award that came into existence in the 99/00 and 00/01 season and then promptly disappeared.

The hope is we feast on these backwater cunts in the first 45 and can swap out Schar and one of the forwards for Sven and Gordon 2nd half.

Redeemed, then straight into the car crash that is the hideously drained Eubank Jr vs doped to the gills Conor Benn.