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Into these small time, soulless, selling club Starlizard stat perverts.

Like the postman, I always deliver (stats on massively underperforming footballers relative to their extortionate fees and wages): Skanky Swedish Traitor: Dr Congo Waterbuffalo:

To be fair, Forest look like they’ve wasted £35m of the Elanga money on Ndoye. The remaining £20m they’ve done better with Hutchinson but stats-wise we’ve both lost out as all three are embarrassingly unproductive. Hutchinson: Ndoye: Shit Tony:

Multo bene.

Beating his meat at the thought of a true exclusive.

How about leaving skiing to countries more suited than trying to shoehorn it into a country that’s never known it, the daft cunts.

Yes. More skin they have in the game that will nack them out before playing us the better.

Heard he wants them to be more Dangerous.

Seems an ideal fit for Eddieball.

The pessimist also looks at his unflinching adherence to 4-3-3 as a warning sign.

How the turns have tabled.

Signor Speck Spooner.

Looking at that, the world’s smallest violin is coming out of the world’s smallest violin case.

Pass. High wages and coming off a brutal injury. Goes against directionally where we’re going from a sign lower, sell higher position.

Probably told us he’s off to Spain.

Looks like we’ve been spending a good chunk of time looking at the Belgian league and Club Brugge in particular. I remember they looked pretty competitive against Man City a couple of years ago, a real talent factory. https://www.clubbrugge.be/en/news/club-nxt-voor-tweede-jaar-op-rij-verkozen-tot-beste-jeugdopleiding

Press shitting on him now; he’ll love that, the filthy tarmac-loving cuck.

His TalkSport appearances are verging on the ridiculous. Might as well be listening to the incel that is Ty or another one of the Arsenal Fans TV gimps.

Premier League oven ready marra.

With the greatest respect, you’re very much in the lead role as the Eddie In campaign manager / cheerleader-in-chief. When you talk entrenchment, hold a mirror up sir.

I think a lot rides on Spurs. Lose to Villa and Forest get something at Chelsea and they’ll feel a lot more comfortable going into our game and could rest a couple if the Villa tie is close. Spurs get something and they get nowt then the pressure turns back on.

Merit relegation for that alone.

Maybe the True Tarmaccer who is fully invested in the Howe Out grift. But yeah, most rational people would be delighted for him to nail four wins from four and hit momentum going into a huge summer rebuild.

Craig Hope: Kitchen Porter