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Morning Matty!

Can’t read his first name without triggering Dangermouse vibes.

Grim club. Tebas would throw the book at them if his hands weren’t already occupied simultaneously wanking off Perez and Laporta.

Get this Willy Wonka shoe looking cunt along for the ride

Of course Chelsea need a 9th keeper, why not?

Can we put Louise Taylor and Luke Edwards in a Titan submersible and send them on a joint trip?

Presuming Brad Miller? Surprised no one has leaked something yet.

The potential is to sign him up, get a season’s worth of goals via European, cup and newly promoted teams, then flip him to Wet Spam, Saudi or another newly promoted club for £15-20m. He’d be about 30 and the age we *should* have sold Callum Wilson at.

Gouging.

GET INTO THEM FUCK EM UP

Some definite manginas on here.

Cousin of Rudi Heavymetalfussball, Head Trainer of FC St Hipster?

Wife is still a grass though.

Sat in the corner with his cock lock on whilst Susannah Reid gets ploughed by John W Henry.

They’d ruin him.

☀️ ITS A BEAUTIFUL DAY ☀️ 👋 ARRIVEDERCI L.KELLY 👋

Big two away games for them against fellow top 4 chasers Bologna (who just beat Inter) and Lazio. They’ll be lucky to get a point from those two. Then Monza at home and Venezia away. Even the Juve team relegated to Serie B isn’t as shit as this one.

86 mins in a 1-0 loss to Parma. Juve doing their best to muff up making Europe and therefore having to buy L.Kelly.

Chelsea 2-1 Everton Brighton 2-1 West Ham Newcastle 4-1 Ipswich Southampton 1-2 Fulham Wolves 2-1 Leicester Bournemouth 2-0 Man United Liverpool 3-1 Spurs Forest 2-2 Brentford

Cunts are the absolute pits.

Community Shield Super Cup League Cup (h) League Cup (a) PL (h) PL (a) Euro knock out (h) Euro knock out (a) FA Cup Gianni Infantino’s Wanky World Club Cup 10

If I’m Villa it’s rinse and repeat again down that channel between RB and RCB.