Nucasol

That’s the thing for me. It’s the holier than thou shite they keep coming out with. I’m not offended at all, they’re stupid cunts but it’s not reflective of all their fans; it’s the mental gymnastics they conduct to try and paint us as the villains and them as whiter than white ((c) Tommy Five-Names.

Lest we forget “Bobby Robson’s nearly fucking dead”. The RTG lot are absolute simpletons, with a moral compass that fluctuates more wildly than going over the North Pole.

Madeleine McCann and Eddie Howe. https://www.tiktok.com/discover/eddie-howes-got-madeleine-mccann-sunderland-song

No blood on our hands marra.

Spot on this.

https://www.footballfancast.com/newcastle-have-made-move-to-sign-juma-bah-ahead-of-chelsea-and-man-city/

Jumah Bah.

Hank nailing it but shouted down for being a snowflake for not wanting to sing about a dead kid.

Reyal Madrid of the Champo marra:

Rapid McRapid of a hat trick by Carter for Dorking - some kind of record?

Winning 1-0 Mayender marra

Fixed it for you.

Cherki linked with both Liverpool and Man Utd this morning.

His teeth and Spanish = un gran problema.

Meh. Doesn’t account for 11,000 empty seats does it?

Spurs will choke regardless. The Mancs have pedigree for winning, seeing them fuck up carries more weight.

120 pointer this week. Got my wildcard and free hit to play before season end.

That’s what sticks out the most.

Nah man. Got Alonso written all over it. Mikel needs to complete the “2nd Place” project.

Man is starving after 5 games without a booking.

We need to keep him hungry. He’ll be feasting on a deep fried John McGinn on Saturday.

Like “in the Mud”ryk.

He’s their saleable asset that would allow them to have another transfer binge. Probably buy Osimhen.

Papers saying they’ll be bailing out Chelsea with a £100m bid for Caicedo. Yasir needs to have a word.

Probably sign Guehi on a knockdown deal as Gimp Parrish opens his hoop for one of his Cartel masters.