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Heard there’s reylwey werks on marra.

Villa can’t do fuck all until July 1st unless they start selling. Our chance to sneak in and get a head start.

Entirely in keeping with the fact he’s a shrivelled flaccid penis of a human being.

Screams “you invest in ours, we’ll invest equivalent in yours” grift to inflate valuations.

Looked an absolute clip when out with Pickford, cheering against us incidentally the fucking cunt. Hardest of hard passes.

Makes it slightly harder to argue with the £200m valuation when someone external takes 10% at that price. Fuckers. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cn05x60p8dro

I’m all for it. He’d also have some kind of shit mural on the wall - “Live, Laugh, Love” or similar shite.

The keeper? Maignan?

Screams Spice Boy midfield with “Madders” at Spurs. Eyebrows and Pencil Neck.

Keeping them away from Isak if they’re spunking that much on Wirtz

All I see is Jordan and his paedo geps.

At least the crayon will wash off.

Woof.

Oh I’m all for them winning to bloody the PL and Cartel even more. But the baked in construct of the Cartel rules is what pisses you off.

Apols - read an article that said they were a high probability but never actually looked at the table. Quirk means that those two playing each other means Dortmund need anything more than a one goal win to bag it.

Will be like when Quaid / Hauser goes fucking nuts when they try to put him back in the Total Recall machine. https://youtu.be/YUQuCdPqiKI?si=w4N0JLGdX_YJVea8

They beat Leverkusen at the weekend to more or less guarantee CL.

Urgggh. Great player for a grubby club.

FFP working exactly as planned. Those 115 charges aren’t really a deterrent are they? Whilst they got £100m back for Alvarez, Cancelo and Harwood-Bellis, this is pretty obscene.

They have to spunk a load on Isidor and Le Fee, both who look nowhere remotely near suitable for the PL. £25m already burned if they go up for players not even bench ready.

Bridges, Phillips, Boateng and Prutton trying their best to look like peak Blue. Expecting them to be sat on stools singing “All Rise” at full time.

Keeps them away from Sandro and Bruno.

This. Similar to that pencil necked cunt Maddison when we were linked before he went to Spuds.

Penned by the office of

You’d think they normally sell the land for property like Roker, Highbury and Upton Park. They’ve properly pissed all over Sky’s big teary send off.