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Think with an aging Kane and the UCL schedule in its current format he’ll get a lot more chances than with us.

Disappeared during Cheltenham didn’t he? Given he’s more purple than a Ribena berry these days it’s hardly a surprise.

All three heavily linked at various stages.

More so when we’ve got a talented lad like Hall who can play there. That team, with Burn taking Botman’s place and Tripps/Hall as RB/LB and there’s not much more Eddie can do IMHO with his personnel. Instead he just places unnecessary scrutiny on himself.

Absolute tripe from Eddie. We know he did it to avoid the hard call and keep Burn in the team. Hall isn’t and will never be a long term fix at RB, it was just nonsensical. It’s these type of daft decisions that are eroding trust in him for those of us that a marginally on the side of keeping faith for next season.

Linked with Barca, the Cartel and PSG. So far from realistic it’s laughable.

Loan him to Bayern for an amount that covers the bulk of his amortisation for the season and hope we get a fee that means we don’t suffer a loss if he fills his boots in the Farmersliga. He’s ill suited for the way we play and the PL and, given PIF appear to be backing Eddie, it doesn’t seem like he has a viable next season here without European football to give him games.

Fucking tyrekicking cunts. No wedge, no deal.

Fernandes.

Same. Too many cheap free kicks being given away by the Ammers in daft positions.

If Stevie Wonder designed football kits…

We’ve been lifting and deserve to miss out. Another excuse removed for Eddie next season - the pieces are all there now for an optimal season, time for him to maximise it like Man Utd have in the league. Hopefully without the dross cup exits.

Mentality midgets when it gets to the last 15 minutes. Choice stay off the BBC: The Magpies have conceded 20 goals in the last 15 minutes of the second half, more than any other team in the Premier League this season.

27 isn’t it?

No. This one is a spectacular shitfest. We might nitpick at one or two things but there’s no redeeming feature with this one, it’s just pure grim. Thankfully it looks like the navy away kit will be an all timer so will buy that rather than this AI slop of an effort.

Pure shite. A monstrosity.

Stick £3.8m in bonuses on and we’re sold.

Great signing for them. Gutted.

Under 18s continuing their great form. 4-0 up away at Boro. Alfie Seldon x2, Michael Mills and Aaron Epia with the goals.

Says it all we’re still singing some of those songs in the Corner. Some day, some time.

Shit. Looks like training gear.

Showing as injured for them on FPL: Aina, Ndoye, Sangare, CHO, Murillo, MGW, Savona, Boly

All good as more interest and more bidders hopefully gets the price to a more palatable amount than the Bayern Tyrekickers are offering.

Great news. Hopefully there’s a pathway mapped out for him that doesn’t involve benchwarmimg for lower league Scottish clubs or Belgian relegation fodder.