Nucasol

Yep. Doesn’t solve the back up quality at RB (Krafth, Manquillo, Ashby) and RCB (Lascelles). I can’t ever remember a team playing with two left footed CBs in a 2.

Just vomited.

There’s no GIF or emoji that represents the anger I feel at that.

Thuram, Szlob and Lavia. All funded by our “totally independent” owners.

Until they’re booted out for financial misdemeanours.

The absolute rascal.

I think the moral outrage will sharp get dialled back to just a financial doping one once enough players blaze a trail. We’ll be scrutinised for all Man City and PSG’s sins in this respect. Those cunts have all but exhausted every scam and loophole available to get to the point we’re at now.

Tin hat on. I think the slapheed prick could right to a certain degree. However it’ll only be justified if we don’t make the right moves in the next six weeks, not now. We are financially constrained. The system designed to protect the established order is working. Not in Year 1, or Year 2, but coming into Year 3. We’ve got fantastic players now, probably 15 of them in the squad who are either great or brimming with potential to be that, but to manage fatigue and injuries, we’ll need to go closer to 20, especially after the ridiculously congested calendar of the last two years. We have some massive key men dependencies and some shallow pools of players in certain positions. I think most of us wanted to see quality depth and challenge added across the back four and this hasn’t happened *yet*. There will have to be difficult decisions made. I think Maxi will be this window’s sacrificial lamb and that won’t be a surprise. But we’ll need to do this iteratively, window by window, until such a time as we have a stockpile of Caciedo or Cucarella pure profit plays, or a crop of sellable youngsters. There will be some Andy Cole heartbreaks on the way but we will get there over an elongated timescale. Give me this over a Mike Ashley doom spiral any day.

Fiko Tomori.

“No blood on our hands” to quote them, but one of their idols will be knee deep in it.

He’s lucked out massively with the Saudi thing. Otherwise they’d be dragging a super sized version of the NUFC bum squad.

Henderson to be stoned to death outside The Bridges.

Mick Lowes approves. Loves a dusky maiden.

Gvardiol replacement?

Massive gamble. Happy for Villa to hoy that sort of wedge at someone barely out of the Jupiler League and largely untested in a Top 5 competition.

Barnes spotted heading North from Leicester on the backroads on a Lime scooter. It’s going to take some time.

They mis-spelled CUNT.

Or the more positive version: ”It’s Isak, it’s Isak, it’s Isak, scoring goals for free. ”It’s Isak, it’s Isak, it’s Isak, loves the Toon Army.”

By Moloko? “Jack Colback, Jack Colback, Jack Colback, Got him on a free. Jack Colback, Jack Colback, Jack Colback, He’s as shit as me.”

Their mental gymnastics to justify this one must be doing more loops than Olga Korbut.

NUFCGREED

Mackem style gulag labour? Beef burger for your troubles marra.

Waiting for window licking Pearson to get Barnes on the back of his 3rd home shirt with the wrong number.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66059146 One NUFC player in this.

Similar to when Leicester spaffed a load of cash on Kramaric. Ended up a good player but shite for them. Same with us and Tomasson.