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His wages will be a problem for any buying club.

Great move.

Fernandez strangling Chilwell with his own rainbow laces.

And massive racists.

Cash up for Guehi.

Liverpool and Palace can kiss my hairy plums. Surely the pool of available right footed centre backs extends beyond Guehi, Chalobah and Gomez?

That’s beyond outrageous. Just give Palmer another three year extension on his last three year extension so you can be exactly double the contract length of any other club.

I’ll be bald as a Coote from pulling my hair out at his useless fucking decisions.

Keep our powder dry for January when Chelsea have to start panic selling to prep for PSR.

The gloating and jibes from Parrish would be insufferable. Some crack about historic clubs being better than “new oil money trash” at doing proper football deals.

We should do nothing to enable those horrible cunts who have spent the last 4 years agitating behind the scenes against us and our takeover. I’d rather do without than hand them £40m for Joe fucking Gomez.

The problem for them is exactly what’s happening - disenfranchised top earners speaking out. They’ll have to take a beating on the likes of Sterling, Chilwell et all at the time their stockpile of obvious homegrown talent has dwindled to Colwill, Broja and Chalobah.

Their challenge will be if that player needs to be a Mudryk, Caicedo or Fernandez where they have paid horrendously over the odds and will be lucky to recoup even the amortised value. They’ve got at least five £70m+ signings that make your eyes bleed - the three above plus Fofana and Kepa.

It just feels like a slowing of momentum. The hope was we’d continue to build but this summer and the PSR challenges has dampened the overall pace. Chuck in the non-news on the ground and training pitch and it’s been uneventful. All could change in a week with a couple of signings and their decision on SJP.

They will play 8 games and apparently the “Swiss” format makes it less easy to play reserves like the EL or ECL does.

He’ll be lucky to be at Gateshead by the summer, won’t even hit Richard Offiong heights of Scottish lower leagues.

Is Semenyo injured? Or are you just alluding to BDB not being LB anymore?

If he’s any good he’ll be on a decade job like Palmer.

What a miserable prick of a man. Less glass half empty than devoid of any liquid at all.

I think it’s gone. Palace have overplayed their hand, intentionally or not. The club should be looking to max out that right wing slot now.

Great deal for them. Was linked to Spurs and Arsenal last season.

That’s the Monday morning high energy we all need a slice of.

Darn them. That’s a great Fattymiro replacement.

Parish on TalkSPORT just now. Hasn’t mentioned Guehi yet.

I think BDB will play most of the season as 1st choice unless he gets injured. Judging by Eddie’s update Sven won’t be back for Xmas so it’ll be a combo of him, Kelly and Hall covering LCB and LB.