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What the actual fuck? Is someone advocating for the Saggy Faced Old Cunt?

Agree - Fab will be back to play USG I reckon.

He might play Harrison Ashby.

Silva grabbing his face when the ball hits him in the upper thigh. Should have been booked, 2nd yellow, and sent off for simulation, the soft cunt.

Bloke is an absolute colossus. Hero in every sense of the word.

Kojak was very fucking triggered there.

Play Willock here. If he can’t cut it against a League 1 side then hopefully Wist Am are looking for a player like him to join Callum in January. Bring the treatment room band back together.

Defence looks great and now has depth. Attack looks short of incisiveness- again, fuck DR Congo for breaking Wissa. Reminds me of Rafa’s quote about the “short blanket” - you might have lots of attackers or lots of defenders, but finding the balance to cover both ends of the pitch is the challenge.

2-0 win for them. I think the gas tanks will be empty, we’ll be sloppy and Semenyo will monster our back line. Prove me wrong NUFC.

Gums like an Amsterdam hooker’s minge.

Bitchell.

Sexpest couldn’t do it against Grimsby. He has Kezman vibes about him.

S et tu brute f c

With Wolves and West Ham stinking the place out, survival looks much more achievable for the likes of the promoted clubs and Man Utd.

Welcome Nuno Espirito Santo.

Saved my wildcard. Quite happy as pretty much everyone else in my mini league have done worse. Ideally I’d like to play it just before or after the October international break.

Licking my lips at the potential for huge failure with him. Looks piss weak for the PL.

15,000 extra seats for people actually from the region would be nice. Plenty of “are you local” checks at the ground.

Their Silverstone equivalent will be disappointed, that’s the Faustian pact they’ve made - daytrippers have to be dripping in merch.

Everton end looks like proper fans. Liverpool fans look like AI generated images of what “tourists” would look like.

I’ve heard wakes with better atmospheres than this “derby”.

Ekitike really is special. Feel gutted we didn’t sacrifice the snakey cunt to get him.

Certain I’ve just heard Patrick Robert’s describe Birmingham as a bigger club than the mackems on the EFL show. I’m sure that’ll land well and there will be no character assassination on Ready to Groom.

Paul PED-ba? Big wages, zero transfer fee.

Can’t claim credit for it - congrats to @MagPar for that one