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I don’t know who’s more stupid, Palace for their ridiculous demands or us for being strung along by that goblin Parish.

Oh thank the lord that bastion of journalistic integrity has positive vibes.

I think now is our chance to get Guehi. Once his fee drops the Cartel Cunts will be on him like a rash. Liverpool or Man Utd I reckon.

Guehi with Chalobah as back up to cover right back - would be happy with that. Won’t happen though.

Burn sticks to the knitting which is great when you have Schar doing the ball playing. Take him out and you’ve essentially got Krafth doing the same. Logic suggests we put Kelly in but two lefties at CB almost appears to be taboo in footballing circles.

Such a toxic club. Even more dislikable under the Yankee Private Equity cunts than a Russian mobster.

It’s so grim how they pander and simp to their overlords.

Most sane people see the PL / UEFA as the rackets they are. Protecting their golden children and pissing on the rest.

According to .com, 2nd quickest in the PL era. Stats: We think that Willock's goal is the fastest ever by any Newcastle player in the League Cup and the fastest away from SJP in the Premier League era. It's also the second fastest by any Magpie in the Premier League era: Jan 2003 Manchester City (h) Alan Shearer 10 seconds Aug 2024 Nottingham Forest (a) Joe Willock 18 seconds Dec 2020 West Brom (h) Miguel Almiron 20 seconds

Bald Tory Nonce.

Cartel Six fluffing in full force here. Full tube of lube and a silk glove.

Looks ecstatic to be there.

The golf was an embarrassing vanity project. They were paying more for a single golfer than they were for a football club that has appreciated three fold in value in three years.

Bald nonce knows nowt of the Guehi debacle is anything to go by.

Waugh, huh, what is he good for? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Wetter than a squirter’s sheets here.

Embed it into my veins.

He got hooked at HT for Olmo. Writing on the wall for him.

Would be chuffed with that. Not least as we’re not handing £65m to Cheesedick Parish.

If we’re getting no dollar for them then happy to clear the decks for wage capacity. Will leave us short from a bodies perspective, particularly if we get into Europe but that’s where the Sanusi, Harrison, Shahar types can potentially start to come through.

We’ve got a lovely pile of over 30s building up. Burn, Schar, Krafth, Tripps, Wilson, Fraser, Dubravka, Lascelles, Odysseus, Pope, Almiron, Ruddy, Gillespie.

Hang it in The Louvre, not on your door.

He’s the one I’d take if we don’t want Guehi. Allows us CB/RB presence at a decent level. Fee won’t cost the earth either. Could probably sell him for minimum loss or par and upgrade next summer. Or he does well and we keep him.

Yep no favours given.

Weird weird lady, full mackem behaviour coming out in spades.