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Whilst his wife was recovering from cancer.

Only way it could have been worse is if he’d smashed one into the young lasses boat race.

Absolute mentalist.

“Qu’est-ce que ‘un Sunderland’?”

Screams Athletico Madrid tbf.

More Branthwaite if you think about it. Strengthens their hand vs. Man Utd’s interest.

The 5Live commentary has Sutton on. Choose your SAS poison. Neither is a winner.

I’m the opposite. Milan have been a leaky drum on this one, bound to happen. Fits the desired profile completely.

Also don’t see the Trafford thing at all. Not when we’re overly stocked.

I don’t see the appeal - maybe big for bants/Andrew Tate generation?

A knows fuck all type.

Bland.

What a piece of shit.

I love the realisation that people 12 miles away in one of the most deprived areas of the U.K. might actually not be so physically different (although verbally yes marra…)

Bastion of morals marra. Forget supporting paedos, casual racism and taking the piss out of a woman with an currently incurable health issue, they’ve got anti-Sportswashing on point.

Ironic given the pisshead Scots are about the worst of the bunch in terms of tourism. No teeth, no manners and about as much idea of what tapas is as Rab C Nesbit.

Never wasted when you can take the piss out of a woman with Huntington’s. Stay classy marras.

It’s a step up from 6 in a row and FTM but I wouldn’t be signing them up for raconteur status just yet.

Slap the cunts on ignore.

Who’d have thunk it that the holy trinity of doylems - Adam Pearson, Will1892 and Joel Bland - aren’t actually ITK.

Waiting for @Froggy’s “great deal” craic.

Hence putting a handbrake on those sinister wankers who tried to jump ship to Fuckwit Florentino’s vanity project / cashgrab.

Anything that clamps down on the Six Dicks is a good thing.

You think we must have someone else in mind if we’re not pushing for him. He’s been a well documented scouting target for a while.

“It’s a great deal”.