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Agreed. But with Lascelles and Botman crocked until the new year and Callum Wilson’s body basically deteriorating to be about as robust as Mr Glass.

Microwave reheat of the last 8 weeks.

Still gives me PTSD.

Don’t think I’ll be logging on here if that happens. Fukashima-esque levels of meltdown.

I seem to remember Tarkowski getting touted for a £50m move to Leicester when he was in a similar position to Guehi. Ridiculous fee then, probably about the equivalent of what we’re being challenged to pay now.

I’d have called her out on that, the mischief making mackem munter. Glad Eddie is better at fielding questions than I am.

No doubt, Cartel cunts.

Didn’t even know you guys were in for Neto, hardly been Guehi levels of saga.

Some do. My personal opinion of ‘judge when the window closes’ is pretty level I’d reason. I’m hopeful they do some business but believe we’ve left it a touch too late to do the best sort of business. I’m also of the opinion of making do until January rather than make a signing that’s £20m over par. I think what they’re offering for Guehi is too much and would rather go without than be cash raped by Palace.

Liverpool fans though isn’t it? More plastic than an Ann Summers dildo display.

How big clubs move. Arsenal with Merino, Spurs and Solanke, Liverpool with Chiesa, Marma. Minimum amount of fuss, just get shit done. Meanwhile shitwig Parish is providing Mokbel and Ornstein with a blow by blow of negotiations.

Going to do wonders for the sanity levels on here…

Happy wetter myself.

Either brinkmanship by Parish or we’ve already walked away.

Pervert Estupinian.

Still won’t see the back of Miguel Almiwrongun either, pah.

He’s earned his Scout’s “Tough Negotiator” badge, joining Sensei Daniel Levy. Now let him poke his own eye out with a needle trying to stitch it to his neckerchief.

Concur that’s absolute nonsense and genuine bed wetting. There’s a balance to it all. Legitimate criticism when it’s deserved. I’ll judge when the window is shut but out momentum just feels seems somewhat curbed by signing only Lloyd Kelly and a couple of no hope goalies.

I think a lot of us expected him to come in and be give a crack in pre season, especially after last year performing at a Champions League club, so yes, we did weaken by selling one of our players. You could argue given Ritchie scored v Bournemouth we also lost another contributing first team player. I don’t personally but consistently scoffing at people who are highlighting the club haven’t done stellar business is blinkered happy clapping .

The club have done brilliantly to change direction and upgrade their finishing position and squad since the Bootcut Bellend and Bruce left but it feels the last few months have seen us tread on a rake or three. It’s not bed wetting to highlight when the club haven’t done something well, or face the “I was there during the real hard times” crowd.

Technical weakening the squad with Anderson and Minteh going. Let’s judge at the end of the window but isn’t currently a great outcome.

Man City, Arsenal, Spurs and Liverpool walk in and get that deal done. Man Utd in clown show mode did the same as us with Antony, Sancho and Maguire and got both rinsed and laughed at. Chelsea did it with Fernandez but that was more about release clause payment structure. We look pretty naive and ready to be taken advantage of.

Fuck Guehi.

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