enthusiast

next question!: why choose the name of a nazi war criminal as your username, and have you ever considered feeding yourself feet first into a woodchipper?

i am very definitely an old stick in the mud about this but as far as i'm concerned we've not had a home shirt worthy of the name since 04/05 (maybe maybe at a push i'll accept 09/10, and all the snide-yet-overpriced tesco two-stripe shite in the world isn't going to do owt about it. fuck em off and get a proper multinational sporting conglomerate people have heard of who can make a shirt that is just black-and-white stripes without any unnecessary twatty shite on it.

no, wait, we need to hear what he thinks of ben arfa

just mandela effect'd meself big time thinking about the pink juventus shirt - i remember being at the home friendly in 1998, i remember hamann making his home debut, scoring a goal and looking a fucking brilliant player, and i remember juventus wearing that mint pink shirt. turns out the pink was the season before, and that game was played in cesena.

that's one way of putting it

wee phillie's the pound shop chubby brown, aye?

got a bit of a beardsley jaw

make him honorary president, huge executive box on the halfway line, have lads out the u23s carry him around on a fuck-off big golden throne everywhere he goes

not got half the flair or panache of colo choking that cunt in portugal, like. absolute clodhopper.