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JumpersForGoalposts

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  1. Referees in this league have been excellent. They know exactly what they have been told to do and how to do it. Unfortunately for us, their orders are that the 'Big 6' must win and everyone else must be kept away. 1990's Italy levels of corruption. I hope a Referee get the shit kicked out of them in a car park soon or FA HQ gets burnt down. This has to stop.
  2. Fuck. Off. The FA desperate not to let us disrupt the big 6. Cheating cunts. Again.
  3. At what stage do the other clubs refuse to play until there is an external investigation into the FA? WWE is less fixed than this.
  4. Reading that makes me want to vom blood.
  5. Rank piece of business. Why on earth would we strengthen rivals to our detriment? Can we not just send Darlow there disguised as Dubravka instead?
  6. Murphy and Wood loaned to the canteen to make the brews?
  7. Fucking cheating cunts. Diving, PEDs, ref bribes... I hope Anfield burns down with Klopp in it.
  8. Mariner has been corrupt as fuck for years, but this is just gratuitous. Not even trying to be subtle any more, just arbitrarily chalking goals off and adding on as much time as needed to get the 'right' result. Someone tell Ronan Farrow to get on the case. Brown envelopes being circulated that would put 1990s Serie A to shame.
  9. Fuck the FA. Fuck Marriner. Get Panorama on the case. 0-2 turned into 2-1 by a fully bent ref.
  10. We always do. If it wasn't for Sky turning up the mics in the home end every game, fans at home would be able to hear just how underwhelming the scouse cunt crowds really are.
  11. Genuinely my most hated team. Even more so than the m*ckems. There is nothing about merseyside and it's football teams that I don't despise.
  12. It's going to be wank when Marriner give the scouse cunts a hat-trick of penalties second half.
  13. Apparently a litre of Red Bull with a gram of coke and 50 quids worth of speed cures asthma. The scousecunt physio told me so.
  14. Get in you beauty. Get it right up yer, you cheating scouse cunts.
  15. Not me. He's my captain too, because obviously.
  16. He's a wotsit toothed bellend who seems to have picked up the scouse chips on shoulders whilst maintaining his German sense of humour. And he tried to blame a witch for his team being shit, the absolute whopper. If they lose, look forward to 'grass-was-too-grassy' type bullshit from him.
  17. 0-3 Isak Hat-trick Many local bars run dry and the local maidens collectively get the best 30 seconds of their lives tonight.
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